I made a Mother's Day song for my wife because I'm a sappy guy.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by panicBoy

If that's what you like.

I like it when people say if that's what you like.


Oh fuck, I'm getting my threads mixed up.

[DWarrior]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Earl Dukes

Ok, but maybe in Australia. I can go to any drug store in the US and find mothers day card sub-sections labeled "to mother", "to wife", "to grandmother", "to sister", etc. Maybe it's different in Australia. Here, we find every way possible to cash in on everything possible.

Yeah, it's not that much better down here in Oz, with rampant commercialism. Fucking decorations and shit are always up. I'm expecting fucking Christmas trees soon.

I came across a pic of a Georgia beer fridge. Apparently the segregation lines run deep in the South - even the dark beers have to watch their step...

[Enunciated Piffle]

It must be difficult being a drunken cunt on a tiny rock in the ocean. Looking at America, the most evolved and civil place, from a far.

Staring at New York City, the unofficial capital of the world. Trying to find dirt to throw on the greatest country in existence and only coming up with pictures of cheap beer to pass off as clever.

I say this in all seriousness, 'Please get anally penetrated by a giant white kangaroo penis and die slow.'

Also, while it's impressive that you did enough math to figure out that Georgia is a southern state in America, perhaps you can look at your own country's treatment of aboriginals before you throw out a simple and easy 'racist' put-down. They are cheap, sir. Far too easy and lack proof of original thought.

[bw81]

Haha, that's awesome dude. I was trying to record something with my daughter but time and her attention span got the better of us. We still wrote a song and sang it to her on the day and gave her the lyrics by us.

But I'd love to record something like this - nice work man.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by panicBoy

Thanks. I really didn't think I'd have to spell it out for our more obtuse forums members.

seriously?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

It must be difficult being a drunken cunt on a tiny rock in the ocean. Looking at America, the most evolved and civil place, from a far.

Staring at New York City, the unofficial capital of the world. Trying to find dirt to throw on the greatest country in existence and only coming up with pictures of cheap beer to pass off as clever.

Who the fuck is throwing dirt at NYC, you frozen flyover fuckwit?

LOL "Unofficial Capital of the WORLD". No wonder the rest of the world reads shit like that and just shakes their heads in pity at you myopia.

And if you look at the picture, the cheap shitty beers are the white ones, and the exotic cultured beer is the dark one. Thus, beer imitates life. Personally, I really like the little hats the Coors are wearing.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I say this in all seriousness, 'Please get anally penetrated by a giant white kangaroo penis and die slow.'

My arse is stretched enough to take two roo dicks without tearing. Gonna have to do better than that, pussyboy.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Also, while it's impressive that you did enough math to figure out that Georgia is a southern state in America,

Fortunately, having not been "educated" in the US, I know stuff about places more than 30 miles from where I live.

And it's not math, it's geography.

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

perhaps you can look at your own country's treatment of aboriginals before you throw out a simple and easy 'racist' put-down. They are cheap, sir. Far too easy and lack proof of original thought.

And now who's throwing out cheap racist barbs?

But granted, me throwing that one at the Earl of the Dukes of Hazzard was a cheap shot.

I was genuinely surprised (or stunned) that institutionalised racism still existed in the US. Yeah, Australia has racists; but so does fucking everywhere (even 911 operators!!). The reality of life is people judge other people on differences, be they weight, skin colour, accent etc. For a School to get away with that shit in the 21 century is fucking amazing.

This crap about how badly Australia has treated the abos is bullshit. It's fine for the UN and other shitbag groups to judge us from halfway around the world, but when you've lived with them, and seen your fucking taxes get pissed away (literally as well as figuratively), it's fucking frustrating.

I don't have a good solution, but the situation now with the abos is up shit creek, and no one (including the abos) is happy about it.

[bw81]

Scumhook is from Australia?

Fuck. Way to ruin Wednesday.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

LOL "Unofficial Capital of the WORLD". No wonder the rest of the world reads shit like that and just shakes their heads in pity at you myopia.

What can I say Scummy? Your frequent bullshit posts inspire an odd sort of patriotism in me. I haven't felt this way since they shot Bin Laden in the head. It's an odd feeling...usually followed by masturbation to very strange porn involving Korean trannies who resemble Kim Jung Ill. Odd. Very...odd.

You are right about this part of my post. I had this really clever tangent of how if NYC is the capital, then Atlanta, Georgia is the second capital. Then I realized I was very drunk and under the spell of what most shitty writer wannabes are under and realized I was just some drunk guy in an internet forum...

Then I puked. What else can I say? Your words move me.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

And now who's throwing out cheap racist barbs?

As long as this isn't a trick question...I feel like the answer is: me. It's me, right?

Also, I spoke with Earl of The Dukes of Hazard and he agreed to forget the whole thing, as long as you give him a hand job. To completion. Preferably whilst driving the General Lee.

Remember, payment of a debt does not make you gay. It merely makes you strong of character and possibly...bi-sexual. Possibly...sticky.