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Old 09-05-2018, 04:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I need some Khalili

So I'm sitting in a coffee shop right now, across from a woman who could be Chemda's short haired cousin. Is Chemda strictly gay? I would like to give her an opportunity to go on a date with me. As annoying as her talking about drugs is, I can put up with it for a few hours to find out if there is chemistry.

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Old 09-05-2018, 04:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's how you compete with Kevin Doucet? That's all you got?

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Old 09-06-2018, 12:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I would like to give her an opportunity to go on a date with me .....I can put up with it for a few hours to find out if there is chemistry.......

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Old 09-06-2018, 01:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Youíd be lucky to ever MEET a Chemda in your lifetime.

So I get why youíd shit on yourself like you ever had a chance. Itís why you call a waitress Honey with a fat smile on your fake face. They wonít correct you to your face. You won that one.

KEVINíS WRITING A SONG!!!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2018, 01:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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And his music wasnít bad. It wasnít my taste, but it was not embarrassing.

Especially compared with this post.
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I would like to give her an opportunity to go on a date with me.
How gracious of you!

Opportunities like this don't come along every day
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Old 09-06-2018, 10:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If you want to get hit on by Chemda, told you're beautiful and she wants to fuck you, be a guest on the show during her year of celibacy.
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So I'm sitting in a coffee shop right now, across from a woman who could be Chemda's short haired cousin. Is Chemda strictly gay? I would like to give her an opportunity to go on a date with me. As annoying as her talking about drugs is, I can put up with it for a few hours to find out if there is chemistry.

Thanks.

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This is such a douche post. Are you a troll?
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Old 09-07-2018, 05:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Every time I read the title of this thread, I think it's about Michael. LOL
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Old 09-09-2018, 11:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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