I wanna kick someone in the nuts.

Draconis · 08-16-2009, 04:10 PM

That's all. I just wanna kick someone in the fucking nuts.

Felt like that lately? Do it.

CuriousKlepto · 08-16-2009, 04:30 PM

As a request from people with nuts across the world, I ask that you please don't.

King of Assholes · 08-16-2009, 05:16 PM

Getting hit/kicked in the nuts does kind of suck, so I'd ask that you don't. Now if there's someone who recently kicked you in the nuts then you should definitely go for it. Otherwise just wanting to randomly kick someone in the nuts makes you sound like a fucking psycho, or if you get into a fight and do it you're a bit of a bitch.

gumby013 · 08-16-2009, 05:44 PM

nut

Draconis · 08-16-2009, 05:49 PM

Sorry, Jeremy. For you, I'll change it to nuts, and/or nut (although if it's 'and', then that would be three nuts, and that may be slightly more than my virgin nut-kicking foot can handle).

Ha. And on that note, I've never kicked anyone in the nuts (on purpose, or at a time that I had the capability to enjoy it), so I just pictured it in my head, and it made me giggle.

Look the fuck out, men.

Draconis · 08-16-2009, 05:50 PM

Wow. That was kind of a long-winded rant. Hmm.

picard102 · 08-16-2009, 06:56 PM

There are guys out there that will oblige you.

funnygurl1979 · 08-16-2009, 07:09 PM

How about kicking a cunt, Jack Black made a song about it

da_ticklah · 08-16-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by picard102

There are guys out there that will oblige you.

Yes there are so seek out one of those wierdos and leave the rest of us alone. If you need a bit of reference equate nut kicking to having someone take a good chomp (sideways with molars) on your clitoris. Won't kill ya but sure would suck

Draconis · 08-16-2009, 07:12 PM

Surely it can't be THAT horrible. I would murder someone who treated my vagina in such ways. >: (

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Draconis Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Califuckyourfacia Posts: 146	Sorry, Jeremy. For you, I'll change it to nuts, and/or nut (although if it's 'and', then that would be three nuts, and that may be slightly more than my virgin nut-kicking foot can handle). Ha. And on that note, I've never kicked anyone in the nuts (on purpose, or at a time that I had the capability to enjoy it), so I just pictured it in my head, and it made me giggle. Look the fuck out, men.
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