I'm now an Ophiuchus
 

New zodiac, is the apocolypse coming? ;)

What are you now and does it still make sense or did it?

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

You tell me. Oct 9th.

And did it ever?

What the duece, I'm a gemini, June 20th, I have the tattoo and I don't want to change my tattoo. :)

damn, i didn't even think about the millions of people that have there sign tattooed on them! holy shit i need to invest in some tattoo removal companies.
i'm a fucking virgo now.

How sad. Libra no more. :(

Yes good thing I never got the sag one, but a katg tramp stamp instead. (Tat #7)

Okay,

Number one, what is this?

Number two, why do I have to be a Virgo now? of all the things my sign gets changed too and it has to be the only one WORSE the the dumb ass scales.

If you see the universe tell it that this is not funny.

Ummm...no. Try Google. It can be your friend.

Is Robert Alvarez all kinds of confused now?

"Everyting I knew was a lie. Puta madre!"

He got Lauren and Keith 100% correct.

I didn't have to change.
As far as the general description of a Leo type it's always been pretty accurate. Horoscopes I don't know, I never read them.

I know some signs are supposed to be attracted to other ones, but I've found that usually when I find myself attracted to someone I later learn they are the same sign as me. Even more odd the same birthday or within a day. I've dated 4 girls like that, 2 shared my birthday, one was the day before and one was the day after. I was intensley attracted to them.

**oh and my longest relationship was with a Libra, so I guess astrology is right about us being compatible too.

No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

"But before astrology fans scrape the ink from their arms because they think they're now a Virgo instead of a Libra, they should consider this: If they adhered to the tropical zodiac - which, if they're a Westerner, they probably did – absolutely nothing has changed for them.

That's worth rephrasing: If you considered yourself a Cancer under the tropical zodiac last week, you're still a Cancer under the same zodiac this week.

That's because the tropical zodiac – which is fixed to seasons, and which Western astrology adheres to – differs from the sidereal zodiac – which is fixed to constellations and is followed more in the East, and is the type of zodiac to which the Star Tribune article ultimately refers."

from a leo, to a cancer.
what the.

I never cared for astrology and never gave it much clout, but I have to admit that I was kind of bummed when I thought that I had to change my sign. I had no idea how much I actually cared until today.

I am a Capricorn, which I always felt applied to me in some ways. According to this I would actually be a Sagittarius, which doesn't apply to me at all.

Good thing it's all hype bullshit. Well, I mean it's ALL hype bullshit in my opinion, but I was fond of the original hype bullshit.

I just like saying I'm an Aquarius. Change it to whatever you want, I'll still be an Aquarius.

If you read this:

Why did your zodiac sign change? We asked the astronomer who started it all

You will see that the whole thing stemmed from an astronomer's words being misconstrued and the media blowing it up.

I'm apparently an Ophiuchus now as well but the traits sound nothing like me as opposed to being a very typical Sagittarius.

Besides, if you were born under a particular star sign, you will always remain that sign. If this change has any bearing at all, it will affect people born from this point on.

Capricorn? wtf?! Nothing makes sense anymore. I've lost all faith in the zodiac.

Dude, I was fucking Aries, now I'm some fish? I was a cardinal fire sign that kicked ass, now some feminine bullshit sign? Fucking bullshit yo, shit's bullshit anyway but still I at least want to have a baller sign. I'm still gonna say I'm Aries cuz that's the original sign, #1 gold metal.

I do like the idea of all the people who believe in something as mystical as astrology freaking out about something science told them.

Why the fuck am I suddenly a Slytherin?

Ah, I'm no longer the same sign as Chemda, but I do think it's a little interesting that there's only one week where you can be a Scorpio, and I'm in it, not that I have any idea what the difference is.

This. From my birthday twin sister from another mister. I am textbook Cap.

I am a gemini which is retarded, cause i could be a decent cancer but nothing in the gemini description fits.

Duality? Its BiPolar you fucks.

This is bogus, the signs didn't change.

This. TEN POINTS TO SLYTHERIN.

I'm a Leo and that didn't change. If you're bored enough, I find the concept of moon signs and rising suns to be a nice complement to the main sun sign (cue bong hit.)
Basically:

Sun signs represent your ego
Moon sign represents your emotional inner self
Rising sign represents your outer presentation to the world.

Here's how you can calculate yours if you would like:

Sun, Moon, and Rising Signs
Moon sign calculator
Rising sign calculator

I'm now on the cusp of Leo and Virgo.
I'm such a hardcore Virgo though, I don't play up to it because I read my horoscope, but I match all of the distinctive markers. And the symbol is an M! :)

I like the little end part.

I went from a Virgin to a Lion and should be all "Fuck Yeah! Suck Yeah!" But I didn't get a call the next day and feel like I've been used.

Oh, wait, I'm a male lion now. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when you kill a gazelle or something. I'll take my cut then you and the kids can eat.

No, it's just nature, baby, nothing personal.

Seriously, Lions are the most sexist of beasts. (I know, polar bears, but I think they're kind of <makes gay sign><but like killing machine gay><cos they're crazy dangerous>)

Anyway.

From now on, since Dr. Sleep is a Virgin now (pfft. Now) he gets to clean my crusty underwear. The rest of you fall into place and what the hell IS an Omnilunkus? Is that one of those Lakota He/Shes?

No, Marina, I can say that now, I'm a damn lion and I take no guff. Not even from Capricorns named Billy.

I should make some bold speech here, but sleep, gazelle, wake me. I'm kinda feeling ribs right now. So take down something ribby. Law of the Jungle, Haiku for Mossad, uh? Whatever. Time for a nap.

I'm a horny healer now.

I'm okay with that because add horny healer to my Sag, and I'm happy.

Yeah, it's surprisingly spot on

HowStuffWorks "January 14 Birthday Astrology"

I'm not bothered by this. Probably because it's funny. Does that make me a bad liberal?

No, what makes you a bad liberal is that you're all, "But corporations are people too. Like little babies! Little Greedhead Babies all living in a Magical Land: Fat City, where they have just as many rights as everyone. Cos they're people too! People made of people. They're like Voltron."

OK, maybe you wouldn't say Voltron.

Voltron, by the way? Made up of four lion robot things. <kissing my biceps>

Rephrase this. I'm not sure what you were trying to do here, but immediately Brother Love's story of the woman masturbating with her prolapsed anus came to mind.

Well, not immediately. I think I blocked it out for a while. But finally it just seemed like the only option.

I'm sure you had good intentions but...what the hell, Rhian? What the hell?

Problem? It's just fact. Well fact according to the new zodiac combined with my 'old' sign. My birthday is November 29th so apparently I'm a cusp baby.

I never thought anyone would complain I am a horny healer with a firey attitude.

That's fine, it's where you talk about being horny and your sack.

or 'Sag' as you Canadians spell it.

I made a resolution to be more open to foreigners this year, but those goddamn Bolivians, you know?

Sack, here is my sack. The only one I have, I'm a chick. Sag = Sagitarrian. Lost in translation I guess. Yay foreigners, yes I am in your country now.

Anyway, I'm starting the rumor (rumour)[rumeur] that sag is Cantoronto for sack.

Right so, another Canadian in California. Didn't see that coming.

Kisses? No...Kisseus? I'm sorry. I know We're so fat and uncaring but I really want to know oh pie!

it makes sense to me. if a jack off in Canada is a jagg off, then it stands to reason that a sweaty sack becomes a sweaty sagg.

I wish to approve of your message while not adding anything to the conversation.

(Yeah, KatG does need a like button. And, to be ahead of the curve, a Fuck that Shit button. No, I could have said dislike, but Fuck that Shit.)

I am an Aries now. Now what can I blame my asshole nature on? Not a stubborn bull any longer...