٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Jersey Shore SEASON 5! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

[DWarrior]

A long overdue thread.

SEASON MOTHERFUCKING FIVVVVE! FUCK YES.

I love the dystopian take of this season. Mike's a hot mess from the last season, Vinny "can't take it anymore" in a fucking vacation house, and the meatball alcoholics. Only people who have it together seem to be Ronnie and Sami. DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF? (ok, and JWOWW) And The Unit's rocking the jewfro to full effect.

And of course, Pauly D is fucking 31! Let's consider that: he acts like a typical 19 year old. The average IQ of a 19 year-old walking around is around 110, so that corresponds to a mental age of roughly 20.9. Therefore, Pauly D's IQ can be estimated to be 100*20.9/31 ≈ 67. That is within the range of clinically diagnosable Mild Mental Retardation.

THE CABS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!

[dannyhatch]

Oh so that's why we have math.

[iheartnihilism]

Apparently, their next season takes place in my town. ::shoots self:: I don't know why cause there's no clubs or guidos here.. They're just gonna wind up canning it to Hoboken every night.

[dannyhatch]

"Let's GTL and then hit up the Yo La Tengo Hanukkah shows at Maxwell's, Vinny!"

[fluxquanta]

It's up to five seasons now? Wow, that makes me feel old.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

It's up to five seasons now? Wow, that makes me feel old.

To be fair, they're doing like 2-3 seasons a year.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

To be fair, they're doing like 2-3 seasons a year.

Oh...well...that makes more sense in a nonsensical way.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

"Let's GTL and then hit up the Yo La Tengo Hanukkah shows at Maxwell's, Vinny!"

Maxwells is like the only place in Hoboken that wouldn't fit them.
It's better than seeing the dragonball z looking one try to dj at lucky 7's or waiting in line behind snooki to play tapper at barcade.

[dannyhatch]

I just threw out the only Hoboken reference I know haha.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

...or waiting in line behind snooki to play tapper at barcade.

They're not going there. The beer is too good. At least I hope not!

I do love this show, though. 40 mins of solid laughter.