KATG bingo
 

It was mentioned on the Newsy show.
Want to play?

1. When Chemda mentions smoking weed

No one?

The rules are, you say something that often happens.
I try one more. Newsy?

2. When Chemda says something like : “ why are you going to your parents house on Christmas? For what?”

You’ve inspired me. I’ll come up with a diagram.

3. Keith asks “How did he die???”, when a 102 year old or so dies and answers with: “rock climbing”

4. Keith says “thank you” as reaction to a criticism.

5. Keith's iconic paper ripping

6. "Nice!"

7. Keith gets lost (I'm listening to older shows and I forgot how much of a running theme this has always been)

8. Chemda points out how awful it is to have children and how abortion is always the answer.

9. Shout out to Xerxes!

10. Keith brings bummer news like
A baby shot its parents who were gun enthusiasts with a machine gun and is killed by the family pitbull afterwards, the pitbull is than raped by the family lion who is on crack.

Keith introduces the news with: here some good news.

Andrea has to interrupt the show with something to say.
(This wont work as long as the show stays remote, kind of a pre-corona thing)


I kinda miss this aspect of the show...

Chemda spills something

Chemda clanks a glass or plate

Keith tells a guest to put away the pen or whatever they using to make some annoying noise

Keith mentions someone's website or social media at the end of the show and they interrupt to say "oh it's not that anymore" paper rip.

Keith shines a light on the horse fart conspiracy at the heart of British Royalty.

Keith:

I never made a mistake!

Chemda does Creepy Kid voice. (Freaks me out every time.)

Chemda does Hilarious Drunk voice. (Makes my week every time.)

Chemda does Middle Eastern War Cry. (Makes me want to follow her into battle every time.)

One from the archives that used to be my favorite running gag - "Wha happa?"

- Chemda reminds me that it's okay to say goodbye to the toxic people in my life.

- A listener is able to quickly provide the exact date/show number something happened in Keith's life.

- A throwback favorite: Keith hates a job and listeners advise him to do various things involving shit. (I just listened to KATG Beginnings 33: Mary the Cunt.)

- A reminder that God gives us clues, and we can judge a man's character by the shape of his head.

That's a double bingo for me cringing so hard because that is one of the pseudo-sciences that Nazi eugenics theory was based on
Phrenology and “Scientific Racism” in the 19th Century

I hear ya. But I’ll never have more than 5 examples.

I only have 1 now: The square

Point in the middle of the eyebrows is a theory

Up and down names is a deliberate choice

Gravity is a Theory

The Square Head Theory
The middle of the eyebrow Hypothesis.

A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results

A Hypothesis is often describe it as an "educated guess," based on prior knowledge and observation.

I mention it because words matter. So when someone says that 'evolution is only a theory' you can say "Yes, yes it is, you moron."

What's between a hypothesis and a theory? And when will gravity be a fact?

I'm trying to figure out if your messing with me or serious... Sometimes I'm dense.

so serious response is there is nothing between.
Hypothesis is a guess until sufficiently proven then it becomes a Theory.
A Theory is a fact unless it is proven wrong.
Theory of Gravity
Theory of Relativity
Theory of Evolution

all facts, and facts that have been proven again and again as well as our understanding been expanded and leading to other advancements.

There are constants... like the speed of light

I am a human being. That is a theory.

I think I follow.

Don't double down on this please

Huh?

Ok
I tried
I'll back down
Proceed

No let’s stick with this. Bingo can wait.

Who are you friends with that have square heads?

No.


Who are you friends with that have 'insert specific physical characteristics here'

I'll give you some prompts to start from:
Head shape
Skin color
Nose shape
Hair color
Eye shape
...

Wow. You’re fucked up.

Hey I don't think you are racist

I just think that your dad's abuse instilled in you an incapability to admit you might even remotely be wrong about anything ever in public.

So yeah keep saying that head shape determines people's character.

How you doing over there? It’s a crazy time for all of us, right?

No Germany is doing pretty good Corona wise
And everything else is my normal crazy

Bingo square: LANFEAR!!