10. Keith brings bummer news like
A baby shot its parents who were gun enthusiasts with a machine gun and is killed by the family pitbull afterwards, the pitbull is than raped by the family lion who is on crack.

Keith introduces the news with: here some good news.

Andrea has to interrupt the show with something to say.
(This wont work as long as the show stays remote, kind of a pre-corona thing)


I kinda miss this aspect of the show...

Chemda spills something

Chemda clanks a glass or plate

Keith tells a guest to put away the pen or whatever they using to make some annoying noise

Keith mentions someone's website or social media at the end of the show and they interrupt to say "oh it's not that anymore" paper rip.

Keith shines a light on the horse fart conspiracy at the heart of British Royalty.

Keith:

I never made a mistake!

Chemda does Creepy Kid voice. (Freaks me out every time.)

Chemda does Hilarious Drunk voice. (Makes my week every time.)

Chemda does Middle Eastern War Cry. (Makes me want to follow her into battle every time.)

One from the archives that used to be my favorite running gag - "Wha happa?"

- Chemda reminds me that it's okay to say goodbye to the toxic people in my life.

- A listener is able to quickly provide the exact date/show number something happened in Keith's life.

- A throwback favorite: Keith hates a job and listeners advise him to do various things involving shit. (I just listened to KATG Beginnings 33: Mary the Cunt.)

- A reminder that God gives us clues, and we can judge a man's character by the shape of his head.