KATG iPhone App Take 2

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by yoav

from a user perspective i'd be happy to have episodes play full screen, if i'm listening on my iphone i'm probably on the go somewhere and can't listen and browse and do whatever else at the same time. plus i love pausing/resuming with the headphone mic click.

from a developer perspective if you're already using mpmovie player for video i'd just use it all round. the fewer things to maintain the better.

Ya this is generally how I feel. But I can see how some people would want to check the twitter feed and see upcoming shows while they listen.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by hayroob

Ya this is generally how I feel. But I can see how some people would want to check the twitter feed and see upcoming shows while they listen.

oh man i hate those people

[hayroob]

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It only says that when the show is not live. The tab where the play button is says, feed status live or not live. When it is live it will work, when it is not it there is nothing to connect to. Do I have to submit again because I don't believe that this will be a problem for users.

Doug Russell.

On May 16, 2009, at 1:41 PM, iPhone Developer Program wrote:

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Follow-up: 74074660

Hello Doug Russell & KATG.com,

Your application, Keith and The Girl, cannot be posted to the App Store at this time because it does not achieve the core functionality described in your marketing materials, or release notes. Applications must adhere to the iPhone Human Interface Guidelines as outlined in iPhone SDK Agreement section 3.3.5.

When the user is connected to the network, and attempts to play the stream, an error message is displayed stating the stream could not be played. This review was conducted on iPhone 3G/iPod touch running iPhone OS 3.0 Beta 5.

For more information on making your application compatible with iPhone OS 3.0:
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In order for your application to be reconsidered for the App Store, please resolve this issue and upload your new binary to iTunes Connect.

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[hayroob]

I think the next version I submit will have errors in big fat crayola font saying "hey if you're dumb go fuck yourself and use a different app. FUCK YOU Reviewers."

EDIT: Maybe I can add a disclaimer in the description of the app that I don't want retarded douches using the app and that if you can't keep your tongue in your mouth without using your hands then you shouldn't use this app.

[hayroob]

Okay, does this seem antidumby enough. I feel like a dummy whore fixing this. FUCK.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by hayroob

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Boooooooooooooo

reviewer = donkey dick

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by yoav

Boooooooooooooo

reviewer = donkey dick

getting an app approved has a lot in common with getting punched in the dick.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by hayroob

Okay, does this seem antidumby enough. I feel like a dummy whore fixing this. FUCK.

if it got rejected maybe something more idiot proof is in order..

what about the error message being: 'Live shows air every weekday, check the twitter feed for show times'

or one of the other ways to be notified.

and maybe instead of 'Audio Feed Status: Not Live' have the liveshow countdown so they can see that the difference between live/not live is based on time and not the unholy daemons that plague their imagination...

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by yoav

if it got rejected maybe something more idiot proof is in order..

what about the error message being: 'Live shows air every weekday, check the twitter feed for show times'

or one of the other ways to be notified.

and maybe instead of 'Audio Feed Status: Not Live' have the liveshow countdown so they can see that the difference between live/not live is based on time and not the unholy daemons that plague their imagination...

I been meaning to do the countdown so that is a strong maybe.

I hate wasting all this memory on dummy proofing. As the app grows I'm going to need to start clamping down and this shit is so so so so dumb.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by hayroob

I been meaning to do the countdown so that is a strong maybe.

I hate wasting all this memory on dummy proofing. As the app grows I'm going to need to start clamping down and this shit is so so so so dumb.

lol that's what reviewer's mom said as she left the delivery room.