KATG iPhone App Take 3

[Sean7341]

I'm getting ticked the fuck off with AT&T service. I've been getting told people
are calling me and it's going straight to voicemail
when I have the phone on and in my pocket.

[hypercrypt]

Originally Posted by Sean7341

The katg one? I don't see it in the app store.

I've told you, I am not the one writing the KaTG App...

[fubaya]

Originally Posted by hayroob

1. More than anything else, Steve Jobs actually hates me as a person. He has board meetings about how I'm a jerk ass and my apps can never be approved.

Well, to be fair, he probably only does it because that's what the shareholders demand.

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by fubaya

Well, to be fair, he probably only does it because that's what the shareholders demand.

He does it because I wouldn't give him my liver.

"Steve if I give you my liver I'll die."

"what kind of shitty fanboy are you? Just gimme you're goddamned liver or pogue will beat you and take it, leaving you in a seedy motel ice bath, waiting for the sweet embrace of death."

"Steve how bout half, then we can both live."

"nope, whole thing or I delay the new iPhone and have a keynote about how it's your fault. The neck bearders will render you asunder and take the liver then post your head on the London bridge where Cromwells once was"

"Steve you are a morbid fuck" <-- makes a quick escape but to this day can't get an app approved.

[fubaya]

Originally Posted by hayroob

He does it because I wouldn't give him my liver

Maybe for $250 we can get the intern to give his?

For what it's worth, I don't know how iPhone betas work but if you have limited slots, you can kick me off and let someone else in. I think Bill Gates has the same hard on for me and I can't install the app through any legitimate method.

I don't know if it's related because the errors are gibberish, but apparently I have missing root certificates in windows, and I heard about a root certificate update so I ran Windows update to fix it. This system is about 5 years old and I've never ran windows update so I had 108 updates to install, one of which was the root certificate update.

After all that, guess what? I still have missing root certificates and now the internet connection stops after 5 minutes, so now it's worse off.

[FrozenViking]

Originally Posted by fubaya

Maybe for $250 we can get the intern to give his?

It smells like a KATG TV episode!


...or maybe it's just the intern's burnt flesh.

[Sean7341]

Any updates on this?

[jeffdrafttech]

I was tempted to get an iPhone 3G. This thread makes me glad that I didn't commit to a $2500 contract with ATT.

[SHREAD THE RAD]

Just had time to download the new app. I had a little trouble finding the correct file to unzip, but amazingly after I carefully followed the directions, it worked. I haven't played with it yet, but thats ok because...I have somthing you dont have. SSSLLLUURRP

[hayroob]

Originally Posted by SHREAD THE RAD

I have somthing you dont have. SSSLLLUURRP

what are you talking about?