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Keith 12-17-2019 01:38 PM

KATGuh Awards - nominations
Use this thread to nominate your favorite KATG moments for the annual KATGuh Awards.

Briefly describe the segment, add the show number/title, and, very important: add the approx. time of the show the segment is at.


For example:

Keith vs. his high school bullies. 2111: Bully For You. 54:37 - 01:10:10

Keith and Chemda remind Christian how he did on the show. 2113: Good Job, Christian. 47:15 - 52:10

Enunciated Piffle 01-05-2020 09:07 PM

Best Guest
Mark DeMayo

Nonsense #5: The Breakdancing Cop

21:50 - 24:35

The definition of a great guest is a good story teller with fantastic stories. Mark DeMayo is that and more. Right out the gate he's talking about 'solo dancing' which is what we now call B-Boy battle dancing, back when NYC clubs gave you mescaline at the door. He's talking about being sent to military school and passing around vaseline for a barracks-style circle jerk.

The kicker is at 21:50 when Carmen asks Mark if he's ever shot someone. OMG. His response is so great I don't wanna spoil it. All I can say is it's such a funny take on being a cop. I really wanna see his stand up.

A cop comedian. What a great premise to riff off. Keith at one point goes, "Ever wanna shoot a heckler?"

Absolute banger episode. Must listen. 5 Stars. All that.

Bucho 01-11-2020 03:09 PM

Best Impression
Keith as Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
KATG 3213
11:10 - 13:15?

mu-ray 01-13-2020 06:30 AM

Best New Guest

Dylan Adler
Show 3133

Loved this show, I was laughing like crazy in public.

Mado 01-14-2020 02:23 PM

Funniest moment: Episode 3151 - Hustler’s with Bianca Brady, at 29:52 to 30:35 - Bianca’s fantasy about the SNL hiring scandal, Lorne Michaels’ magical powers, and how his comedy career has been a fluke. Both her story and intonation are hilarrrrrious!

Best new guest: Hannah Berner (3158) or Dylan Adler (3133)

Best observation / Advice /Wisest (not sure what to call this, but Chemda speaks important truth!): Episode 3094, Disaster Area with Katharine Heller, around 8:40 to 9:00, Chemda commenting on parents feeding their kids negativity by waiting to divorce.

Saddest moment: Definitely Keith’s mother’s voicemail.

Enunciated Piffle 01-16-2020 12:28 PM

Best Rant
They Don't Have A Duke or Duchess of Sussex

KATG 3214: Holy Castle w/ Micah Sherman

23:00 - 26:15

Keith gets on his CAN YOU IMAGINE shit and drops some knowledge on this important issue.

"You don't really think about it necessarily but it goes back to your great Grandparents -THEY had a Duke an Duchess. And then your parents had a Duke and Duchess. And you kinda knew about 'em. Saw them on TV. And then all of a sudden BUH BYE."

Chemda goes "Do you think a lot of people are in their safe rooms?"

Keith loses it and yells "They didn't even plan for it!!!"

Keith gets into such a fervor about such an absolute non-issue. You start to wonder if his 'Institutionalized Kingdoms' is a thing and we should all be worried.

Josh The Jew 01-18-2020 10:22 AM

I think next year we need a new category: Best Award Show.

I nominate 3218: 12th Annual KATGuh Award Nominations.

If I remember, I expect I'll also nominate the award presentations.

littlp 01-22-2020 01:10 PM

I nominate Biancas song at the end of LW 89 for best Song.

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ThePinkSuperhero 01-23-2020 07:28 AM

Best Andrea Moment (new category?)
Episode 3221, starts around the 00:10 mark
Andrea Stole the Weed

swiggy 01-23-2020 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by ThePinkSuperhero (Post 880679)
Best Andrea Moment (new category?)
Episode 3221, starts around the 00:10 mark
Andrea Stole the Weed

I'd like to add to this.

Episode 3221 The Circle w/ Tracey Carnazzo – 16:07 to 26:25

Not sure if this is one or two nominations.
In college, Andrea steals $10K worth of weed from a bully. That same bully shows up randomly at her show, and closure ensued… Kinda?

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