Keith and Piff meeting for MNIK
 

Enunciated and I will now use this public thread to make our plans. Anything personal of course we'll email to each other, but in general everything will be posted here in public so that things aren't misconstrued by my good buddy.

This was the latest email sent to Marisela, poor thing.


Hey. I emailed Keith about being on MNIK for supporting the kickstarter. I never heard back from him. I understand if he either hates me, or is scared of having me in studio, (or both) but I'd like to know if I'm going to be on or not. I'm booking flights to NYC and would like to know.
Thanks for brining this to Keith's attention.


You're welcome.

Now piffle, what does that mean you're booking flights? What days were you planning?

I have your emails and phone calls. I've addressed them as well. They all say I must be scared to have you. I can only tell you it's okay so many times.

Now, stop trying to be strange, and let's get this done.

Just as soon as you respond to my first and only email directly to you, (sent on 1/3/15) that asks important questions so I can book flights.

I ask this in seriousness, (do you have it?) because I still, (after all this posting) don't know you if you have it. If you do, it'd sure be great if you answered it.

Would you like me to post it here? It doesn't paint me as a lunatic. Perhaps that's why you left it out?

Please have Michael send me any psychiatric bills, (that may have been incurred) from having to read the few sentences I sent to remind you to answer your email. Lord only knows the pain she must have suffered.

It just occurred to me.

If I ever do get on MNiK, you know we're gonna spend at least a 6 pack's worth of time arguing why the fuck you didn't just answer my email in the first place, right?

I think to help move things along, we should forget about the email. What days were you available to come down to NYC to do MNIK, Piffle? If you let Keith know what day you want to record, then Keith can tell you if that works for him?

Hey Keith. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for posting shitty comments. I'm sorry for starting PiffleGate 2015.

Can I email you at Keith@keithandthegirl.com and set up a time for show? It means a lot to me and I'm excited to be on.

Even though you sent this to Marisela just this morning, absolutely:

"Please remind Keith to eat a dick sandwich today. It's important he do so when taking his asshole pills.

Thanks, Dr Piffle"

Dude. C'mon. That was funny. You laughed or she at least laughed...

WTF. That jokes wayyy better than what's coming from your fan base in Nebraska - at least.

Not gonna lie, laughed out loud when reading this.

Honestly if you guys did the first 10 minutes like this I think it would set the tone for a record breaking funny MNIK