Keith's Greatest Conflict
 

Does his love of sticking it in trump his hatred of glitter?! Does this image make Keith stiffen eagerly or cringe fearfully?! WOULD KEITH DARE TO FUCK A GLITTERBUTT?! The immovable object meets the unstoppable force.

http://i.imgur.com/43UxP.gif

this is fucking mesmerizing

This is mesmerizing. My work computer has a terrible video card, so it's in extra slow motion. It's like a disco ball, Salvador Doggy style...err I mean Salvador Dali style.

DAT ASS.


wait...won't the glitter be in places it probably shouldn't be in? i doubt glitter comes out of bush easily. or ass crack for that matter.

or the uterus...or is that kinda stating the obvious.

I think this is a "better in theory" scenario

you're winning me over
*imagines infant born with glitter enhancement*

Oh my god, DISCO STICK! I finally get what that means!


Also, "or the uterus..." might be my new favorite saying. No more "that's what she said" or "...in bed!!"
"Hey what should we have for lunch? Burgers or pizza?"
"Or the uterus..."

There are many butts without glitter on them. And just as fuckable.

this one

I wish Keith would post in this thread and solve the mystery. I figured putting his name in the title would attract him to it immediately.