Let's get sportaaaay

Scumhook · 04-23-2015, 02:49 AM

Let's face it, there are few things better than sitting down in front of a big-ass TV with a pile of junk food and enough booze to poison and elephant, switching off your brain and relaxing while a pack of roided up arsehole try to kill each other.

Having said that, there are many sports that are boring, and I feel that it's an important enough topic to start a thread about it.

Bucho · 04-23-2015, 04:26 AM

Anyone who votes for the last option hasn't seen Ronda Rousey tear a woman's arm out of her socket.

And anyone who doesn't vote for the first option supports ISIS.

Keith · 04-23-2015, 07:57 AM

Test cricket?

I guess that one.

FingerLakes · 04-23-2015, 09:19 AM

Football needs to be on this list.

throw ball. Get hit. Line up. Throw ball. Get hit. Call Time out. Line up

John Galt · 04-23-2015, 09:21 AM

Senior NASCAR

Keith · 04-23-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes

Football needs to be on this list.

We get it, you're gay.

Sparrow · 04-23-2015, 10:15 AM

i only sport for fanship. i dropped SEC football for National League Baseball (GO CUBBIES! GO GIANTS!) and while i fucking dig the history and the stories and the dramas and all, it it fucking god awful to watch live. HOURS in direct sunlight while we all sit and stand around and get shown speeches by Ronald Reagan on the jumbo-tron. or better yet, RADIO! kill me.

not a better uniform in sports, though. pinstripe baseball unis are American as fuck.

Bucho · 04-23-2015, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Test cricket?

I guess that one.

A game that takes up to five days to get a result, which even then may be a draw?

How dare.

On the other hand people can get fucked up playing cricket. Just last year a top Aussie player was killed when he was struck by a bouncer. How you gonna see that kind of drama in golf? That game relies on lightning storms and alligators for anything interesting to happen.

Scumhook · 04-24-2015, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

A game that takes up to five days to get a result, which even then may be a draw?

How dare.

IKR????

Fucking foreigners. Can't appreciate 5 days of drinking beer, getting sunburned, screaming racist taunts, and yelling at girls to show us yer tits.

iheartnihilism · 04-24-2015, 11:00 AM

Baseball all the way. Its so fucking long and the seasons are like 10 months out of the year and living in the NY area its fucking unavoidable. The. Worst.

View Poll Results: What is the most boring sport?
Golf	26	63.41%
Baseball	12	29.27%
Test Cricket	9	21.95%
Anything where women take themselves seriously	5	12.20%
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Let's get sportaaaay Let's face it, there are few things better than sitting down in front of a big-ass TV with a pile of junk food and enough booze to poison and elephant, switching off your brain and relaxing while a pack of roided up arsehole try to kill each other. Having said that, there are many sports that are boring, and I feel that it's an important enough topic to start a thread about it. Bucho likes this.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Anyone who votes for the last option hasn't seen Ronda Rousey tear a woman's arm out of her socket. And anyone who doesn't vote for the first option supports ISIS. The Quintessential Loser and Scumhook like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Test cricket? I guess that one.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i only sport for fanship. i dropped SEC football for National League Baseball (GO CUBBIES! GO GIANTS!) and while i fucking dig the history and the stories and the dramas and all, it it fucking god awful to watch live. HOURS in direct sunlight while we all sit and stand around and get shown speeches by Ronald Reagan on the jumbo-tron. or better yet, RADIO! kill me. not a better uniform in sports, though. pinstripe baseball unis are American as fuck.
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iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	Baseball all the way. Its so fucking long and the seasons are like 10 months out of the year and living in the NY area its fucking unavoidable. The. Worst.
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