Lexi's Accident...
 

Lexi was in a car accident a few hours ago. She is okay, but they wanted to keep her there overnight just to make sure, and because she was in a lot of pain. Nothing broken, just bruises, a black eye, and a pretty bad headache. Not too bad for a car accident.

She was with someone who used to be friends with her sister, and they were cut off, so her friend swerved a bit, and they wound up rolling over. She called the police, but they thought it was a prank call, so she called me.

I took my older brother's car, even though I only have a learner's permit, and she started telling me the details about where she was.

Then, somewhat ironically, I get stopped by the police because I ran a stop sign. I explained the situation to him, and he followed me, while watching my every move, even though I'm an okay driver, to where Lexi was directing me. She was wearing a seatbelt, as was the driver, who was unconscious, and they were both taken to the hospital. I went as well, but visiting hours end at nine and I had to go. She'll be back tommorow, just with some bruises and such. Hard to believe that less than 24 hours ago we were...

.... umm you were what?

and in your time of anxiety and relief allow me to offer you this bit of comfort





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU:mad:

I didn't have the heart to say it, thank you Dan, classy! Give Lexi our best.

I think you can figure it out...

That's assed out. Good thing she's fine.

That's what happen when you ruin other people's cars skateboarding on them, cars get back at you! Damn karma!

I laughed at that. Thanks for making me feel like an asshole.

I don't think that slight car denting is equal to a car accident.

damn it the context of the post could go either way

were you fucking lexi? is that where a majority of the bumps and bruises originated?

lexi would have wanted us to know specific positions:cool:

thanks for the edit

Yes, I was.
No, that's not where the bruises came from. Bruises happen when cars roll over.
No, she wouldn't have.

huh?