Jersey Shore

[brotherdarkness]

I will now start a petition to make this the only reality TV show.

I have never watched a show and gotten the bug-eyed what-sort-of-fresh-hell-is-THIS look on my face in the premier. In this case, it happened in 8 seconds. I was so WTFed it took me 5 minutes to realize they were moving all these sideshow freaks in together, at which point I realized despite prior beef, God really did love me and just wanted me to be happy.

The entire show was quotable, ridiculous, horrifying, and awesome. And then to end with the sunrise montage of the lothario pining over the one girl he can't have over somber music, I could've cried. And some bitch gets Chris Browned this year (thanks, previews)!

I'm generally against the reality show genre, and this show highlighted why: either it's not real enough or it's not surreal or unreal enough. And this show puts the term train wreck in the basement. It's like if Fat Man & Little Boy fell on Three Mile Island during the earthquake from 2012.

There are new kings and queens of comedy. And they are orange.

America.

Fuck yeah.