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04-26-2009, 08:17 PM | #51 (permalink) |
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Life lessons learned. Don't go out with her any more, she's kinda loopy.
Your homework: Buy two boxes of rubbers. The next twelve times you jerk off you will use the first box and get in the habbit of putting it on. Don't jerk off without a rubber til the box is gone. You need to be good/quick at putting one on so that it isn't an awkward exercise or an afterthought the next time you get laid. The second box is so you will have a few around and don't need to choose between starting a family or driving to a gas station in the middle of the night. |
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also, a false positive is much more likely than a false negative. /crisis |
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I know this thread is old now, and this is probably considered necro-posting. I have one additional question. I took her today to get two more tests. We picked up the more expensive, clear blue: digital read out ones, since I was told that they're more accurate. It came out negative, and I made her show me the test. She's taking the last one tonight, just to be sure. I'll make sure she shows me that one too.
Anyway, could these be false negatives? There was one positive, and two negatives so far. Skipping two periods just doesn't seem normal. What could be going on? |
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1. Tests do have to be performed correctly to yield the best accuracy, which is still not 100%. This means that if she didn't wait until she was actually late and use first morning urine, then there is a stronger possibility of an inaccurate result. 2. Then you have to read the test in the correct window of time. It can change after that window has closed and then, you'll have the wrong answer. Seriously, FTFM. 3. Some women never get regular periods, but teenagers routinely don't, there is nothing wrong with that - but it does make predicting fertility more difficult. This is why you should not have sex until you are prepared for the possibility of a pregnancy and why you need to wear a condom every fucking time until you actually want to hear the phrase "Honey, I'm pregnant!". Is that clear enough for you? For the record, if you can't afford condoms, then you can not afford to raise a child, pay for an abortion, or pay half the pre-natal care for a pregnancy that ends in adoption. By the by, they are also cheaper than pregnancy tests. 4. She's unstable you said, and yet you haven't considered that she really has no idea when her last period actually was. 5. Why are you letting this girl lead you, ring in nose, down this drama laden path? |
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