Myq on WTF

[12side]

Speaking of "fake" interviews. What's the name of that couple where the woman is really submissive and ignorant and they alway talk about Diet Sunkist. I think their improv is a laugh-riot, if given to me in small doses. And is that the same guy that has the silent chanting album? I can't remember...

EDIT: Ahh, it was Richard Martin and his "wife" Jazz. Can't find a lot of info on his real life persona

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by myq

That's me: fun but short.

(Should I say more here? To demonstrate my range as somewhat longer than short? Fun but medium-lengthed? Is it fun to point out that "medium-lengthed" is considerably longer than "long"? In fact, "short" itself is longer than "long." I think we've come up with a new tweet here, everyone! Length pays off!)

humm, let there be no doubts, quickies are always very good (if consensual), if it's a quickie rape I suppose it's no good, so maybe always isn't the right word, always with some limits, in a shorter way, not considering the rape way. And the "with-stds" way - that wouldn't be fun also. So shorter ways is more fun. ...

It was fun! Funny.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Leixes

humm, let there be no doubts, quickies are always very good (if consensual), if it's a quickie rape I suppose it's no good, so maybe always isn't the right word, always with some limits, in a shorter way, not considering the rape way. And the "with-stds" way - that wouldn't be fun also. So shorter ways is more fun. ...

It was fun! Funny.

But a quickie rape is still probably better than a slowie rape, right?
I don't want to make any assumptions for other people, but for myself, if I HAD to be raped, I'm pretty sure I would want it done quickly rather than slowly.
So I think your theory holds up.

(Of course there are always ways that a quickie could be ruined, like if you're being jabbed with sharp things at the same time, or drowning, or you haven't eaten in a long time, or you ate too much, and then went swimming too soon and that's why you're drowning, and someone throws you a life preserver but it's sharp for some reason and it jabs you, because they accidentally threw you a ninja star, which doesn't stop you from drowning at all... but all things being equal, I'd rather that happen during a quickie than a slowie.)

PS Just trying to get "slowie" into the vernacular.
Fun!

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by myq

Hopefully these comments can complement the interview length-wise. We definitely did talk a bit longer than what aired, Marc brought up Myka (and said he liked her better than he liked me, which I said I knew... they are certainly more of kindred spirits, I think

They're both adorably self-aware and neurtoically cute?

That aside, he's one of those comedians that i also find interesting on a human level (with the limited level that i can gather from what he tells). Lots of people, on the show, underline his brutal honesty, and the fact that he rarely puts up an act and actually exposes himself while being funny. I always loved that type of comedy. And his latest stuff really gets to me because i see a lot of my own issues in the ones he talks about. Sometime he sounds like i imagine myself when i'm ten years older.

That, on another side, could kinda intimitate me if i ever met him. I would feel like a very bothering weirdo that would annoy him if i approached him. That could be wrong (it was with Doug Stanhope, who's a sweet man)...

But you, Myq, i just think you're hilarious. Hopefully one day you'll do a european trip and i will gladly hop on a plane to see you.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

But you, Myq, i just think you're hilarious. Hopefully one day you'll do a european trip and i will gladly hop on a plane to see you.

Thanks, Junkie. (Do people call you Junkie? Do you do too many drugs? Is that where the name came from? You're like a creature put together from the dead bodies of junkies who didn't make it?)

If you're willing to hop on a plane to see me, you should just get one that comes all the way to the US.
Or wait, and I'm sure I'll be closer soon.
(Scotland and/or the UK seem like possibilities for the somewhat near-to-mid-future. No promises. But possibilities.)

[Junkenstein]

The name comes from a song, but since the song was written by a junkie, you might be right. Possibilities.

[bongthegong]

Originally Posted by 12side

EDIT: Ahh, it was Richard Martin and his "wife" Jazz. Can't find a lot of info on his real life persona

I'm pretty sure Richard Martin is played by Paul Gilmartin. The long time incumbent on Dinner and a Movie.

[skullard]

Myq on Maron was a great episode. Marc has a way of overwhelming the guests sometimes, but Myq is too interesting for Marc to steamroll. I heard a lot of mutual respect in that interview. I'd love it if Myq could somehow get on one of Maron's live shows. I'm sure he'd have a ball in a live panel setting with an audience giving live reaction.

[myq]

Originally Posted by skullard

Myq on Maron was a great episode. Marc has a way of overwhelming the guests sometimes, but Myq is too interesting for Marc to steamroll. I heard a lot of mutual respect in that interview. I'd love it if Myq could somehow get on one of Maron's live shows. I'm sure he'd have a ball in a live panel setting with an audience giving live reaction.

Thanks for the assessment, sincerely.
Glad you enjoyed it.
I'd be thrilled as well to get the opportunity to have a ball as such at a live show.
Balls!

[dangerous]

Originally Posted by starfalsh

never knew it was spelled Myq, I thought his name was Mike

learn something new every day

he just wanted to get a better score at scrabble.

BBC News - Proper nouns come into play in Scrabble rule change