Need help with joke

WSEIII · 09-01-2011, 06:59 PM

Concept: Aluminum Chef
Punchline: (French accent) "My food is so light I have to cover the plate."

Chmpy · 09-01-2011, 10:23 PM

I think you need to rework the concept and the punchline.

Keith · 09-01-2011, 11:49 PM

What do you need help with? It's done.

Congratulations.

poingjam · 09-02-2011, 03:01 AM

Add a French laugh to it. Auhauhauhauh.

slag · 09-02-2011, 03:08 AM

aluminum foil chef would be funnier - and the secret ingredient is .... left overs

youre welcome

Keith · 09-02-2011, 05:44 AM

Seriously, call us in 10 years after you've properly worked that joke out on the road.

Bucho · 09-02-2011, 07:48 PM

The French pronounce it Aluminium.

Like God does.

DWarrior · 09-02-2011, 07:58 PM

Become a black guy and deliver the joke in a bubble bath tub, flippers, and raincoat.

WSEIII · 09-02-2011, 08:49 PM

I'm not a stand-up comic but once in a while I think of funny things. I give my permission to anyone who wants to use it in their act.

Chmpy · 09-02-2011, 09:19 PM

Can you explain it to me? I guess I just don't get it. Like...it's so light that it will float away? Is that why it needs to be covered? Why is he french? Is it light because aluminum is lighter than iron? Pretty much everything about this joke is a mystery to me.

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 122	Need help with joke Concept: Aluminum Chef Punchline: (French accent) "My food is so light I have to cover the plate."
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Chmpy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 105	I think you need to rework the concept and the punchline.
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Keith Titttttiiiieees!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 4,765	What do you need help with? It's done. Congratulations.
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poingjam Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 484	Add a French laugh to it. Auhauhauhauh.
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slag Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 46	aluminum foil chef would be funnier - and the secret ingredient is .... left overs youre welcome
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Keith Titttttiiiieees!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 4,765	Seriously, call us in 10 years after you've properly worked that joke out on the road.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 3-21 hours into the future, aka New Zealand. Posts: 2,368	The French pronounce it Aluminium. Like God does.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Stabbing the haters Posts: 4,133	Become a black guy and deliver the joke in a bubble bath tub, flippers, and raincoat.
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09-02-2011, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 122	I'm not a stand-up comic but once in a while I think of funny things. I give my permission to anyone who wants to use it in their act.
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09-02-2011, 09:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Chmpy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 105	Can you explain it to me? I guess I just don't get it. Like...it's so light that it will float away? Is that why it needs to be covered? Why is he french? Is it light because aluminum is lighter than iron? Pretty much everything about this joke is a mystery to me.
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