Nick Starr can't shut the fuck up...

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by Ralph

Jeremy's good at finding tings. He once spent an hour decoding the marks on a table at Nice Guy Eddie's, up close, before erasing the evidence with stomach acid.

I though I aimed for the cups pretty good...

[ncfcyank19]

Quit fucking stalking, Nick. Say something or don't.

You know what to do.

[Nick Starr]

The other day when I said what I did on Episode 200 of NLO, the words were hand written for me by the host of NLO.

Here's the IM convo Patrick started with me:
Jun 1, 2007 5:03 PM
subject Chat with patrickmelton

patrickmelton: lol katg just emailed your address out to all their fans
saying to email you to tell you to apologize
you should come on the show and say you have an announcement and then say
"im sorry that chemda is such a cunt. im sorry that all she is on the show is a laugh track"
lol
me: Wtf?
patrickmelton: oh man
that would be great
me: Oh shit
patrickmelton: you dont have to worry about your job anymore
you can just go off
me: At least they posted my gmail easy to filter spam
I know
patrickmelton: theyre not smart when it comes to marketing dude
rule 101 of emailing mass mails is
patrickmelton: dont do it on a friday afternoon
or a monday morning
i still think "im sorry that youre such a cunt" would have people rolling
especially after my video was posted
lol
me: What video?
patrickmelton: it will be awesome
http://www.vimeo.com/clip:201034
me: On my bb
patrickmelton: bb?
me: Blackberry
I am driving around
patrickmelton: oh well go to vimeo when you get a chance and search my name
its the video of the comedy show
you going to be around this weekend?
me: Ahh cool
patrickmelton: we might record tonight or tomorrow
me: I am out of town
patrickmelton: where now?
me: Orlando
Emails coming in already
patrickmelton: save the best ones to read on the show and rant on


I was only "playing my roll on the show" when I made the most recent comments towards KATG.

This whole issue came up when Patrick gave me the lines to use with the on-air call between NLO and KATG back on April 2nd:

patrickmelton: ill try to get keith to call in tonight
you got your statement ready?
me: i'm working on it
patrickmelton: you could say
too bad your jewish and not catholic, then you could give up your annoying laugh for lint
no?
patrickmelton: well f you then i think that was funny
me: sorry i was repairing computers
about to head back to open one up
me: come'on you are a comedian...
patrickmelton: that one was no good?
me: it was good...but limited on who will get it
patrickmelton: i wouldnt bash her for being jewish
if i really wanted to get under her skin
me: b/c not every NLO listerner listens to their travishamockery
patrickmelton: i would bash her and say she doesnt add anything to the show
that she just laughs at keith
that she isnt funny
and she is just the typical radio "hole"
lol
that will get to her
me: lol
patrickmelton: not calling her jewish
"the show would be the same if it was called keith and the speedbump - the amount of comedy wouldnt change"
that kind of thing
me: yeah but if keith is on the phone then i need to bash him
patrickmelton: they both will be
me: roflmao
keith and the speedbump...check using that one
patrickmelton: and just make fun of how keith talks
"im keith and i do tings....i yell stuff and say tings"
"come to my comedy show, once per year, im so funny i make a dvd every year...come buy tings"
me: i've got a few emails already from people like "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
patrickmelton: yeah but im telling you
me: their fans don't like their precious tree stump being mocked
patrickmelton: you can say her hair looks like she's a fucking treasure troll
treasure troll is gold
i tell you
me: yeah that is good
patrickmelton: just undercut everything she does for the show
say if you were keith you wouldnt let her on the mic ever
she should just be responsible for mailing "tings"
me: get some of her laughing as a sound clip you can play
patrickmelton: you get the clips and ill patch your laptop in
me: shit more work for me to do today
patrickmelton: well i have to do it too
lol
me: i will be back in a bit


As you can see, Patrick is the one who came up with every line I used. I never wanted to go on the show and confront them. Patrick is the one that came up with the hair comments, but hey kill the messenger not the author.

[gumby013]

So, now you are trying to throw Patrick under the bus.

[Ralph]

Originally Posted by Nick Starr

As you can see, Patrick is the one who came up with every line I used. I never wanted to go on the show and confront them. Patrick is the one that came up with the hair comments, but hey kill the messenger not the author.[/b]

Woe is me. I just do what I'm told. None of this was my idea. It's not my fault.

[ncfcyank19]

That's not how you apologize!

Even if that conversation DID happen, YOU came on their show and YOU said what you said.

Holy fuck I've tried so fucking hard to forget a year ago. Tried to forget your bullshit stories and your trash talk. I tried to be nice and play the adult. Even in the last few days I've said that posting your parents information online was crossing the line but you know what? Perhaps it's not. Someone's got to get through that thick head of yours and if we can't do it, perhaps your mom and dad can.

So, now that Patrick has turned his back on you and you proceeded to toss him under the bus, are D&D your next targets? How about me? Have some more shit to challenge me with? Don't remember? Look at the avatar. Look familiar? Think back. Sometimes it's not nice to make a rude first impression.

You need to call in an apologize for your shit. You know what to do and it better be sincere. I want to hear you quivering and crying. I want that repentance to be full and complete. Until then, I'm tired of playing nice. I don't have to like everyone and I certainly do not like you.

[Patrick]

I've made no bones about being the fucking instigator behind this from day one.

(By the way Nick, nice creative editing on the convo)

[ncfcyank19]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I've made no bones about being the fucking instigator behind this from day one.

(By the way Nick, nice creative editing on the convo)

I wasn't suggesting you weren't. I remember you mentioning that you felt like you were back in high school screaming "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

still, Nick needs to admit when he's wrong and apologize. It's not that fucking hard. and pulling a "woo is me" story out of his archives isn't an apology.

[Nick Starr]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

still, Nick needs to admit when he's wrong and apologize.

As I fully intend to do as soon as I find out when the next live show is.

[DJQuad]

What good is an apology if the one saying it isn't sorry?