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Old 05-17-2012, 10:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I made this one up.

The Aflack duck got a role in a porno. It's not very different from what he does now so he didn't have to practice very much. Instead of saying Aflack he says ass crack.
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Old 05-17-2012, 11:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I made this one up.

The Aflack duck got a role in a porno. It's not very different from what he does now so he didn't have to practice very much. Instead of saying Aflack he says ass crack.
That's horrible in a bad way. This is how it's done:


What's the best part about having sex with a twelve year old girl in the shower?



You can slick her hair back and make her look ten.
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Thread is officially "not safe for world" status. I was gonna respond with a dick facepalm gif, but it's not even worth googling.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This fucker already tried making a joke thread once and it blew ass. Fuck this guy.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Can you explain the Aflak one?
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Does he have to?
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What's the best part about having sex with a twelve year old girl in the shower?
Do 12 year olds respond better to negs?
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