Oh Mandy...

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 03:33 PM

it's the perfect 'Stand By Your Man'

memecherry · 03-24-2016, 03:35 PM

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but, see, they found an enemy to embrace over: Keith. i feel like hiring a PI was something she did at 3 AM after a House of Cards binge. then he called her a Good Girl and allowed her to blow him.

"then he called her a Good Girl and allowed her to blow him"

You my dear... have an amazing way with words sometimes

memecherry · 03-24-2016, 03:37 PM

If they didn't live in a studio apartment, I would agree that the enemy in common could help keep them together, but being on top of somebody you can barely stand to look at most of the time...

I don't think any common enemy could save that...

zappbrannigan · 03-24-2016, 03:39 PM

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If they didn't live in a studio apartment, I would agree that the enemy in common could help keep them together, but being on top of somebody you can barely stand to look at most of the time...

I don't think any common enemy could save that...

Ugh.. did you even READ her Carrie-Bradshaw-impression of an article?

"...in our tidy, hotel-room-size Chelsea apartment..."

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 03:46 PM

i'll put $5 down on "let's have a baby"

memecherry · 03-24-2016, 03:48 PM

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i'll put $5 down on "let's have a baby"

Who gon' call CPS?

My Sweaty Balls · 03-24-2016, 04:18 PM

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i'll put $5 down on "let's have a baby"

Jesus, what would Pat be like with a 12 year old daughter?

Maybe he'd straighten out. Hopefully.

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 04:28 PM

she would be an insufferable Princess, favored over her mother. Mandy hates her and resents her beauty. Daddy's a little too honest about how much she's grown.

My Sweaty Balls · 03-24-2016, 04:29 PM

That's pretty fucking specific sparrow.

Sent from my foam - stupid auto correct.

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 04:32 PM

i'm a dirty old man.

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