PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date

BrianAlt · 11-05-2009, 08:51 PM

I'll join, but you won't make it to 100k.

DudeEMETIB · 11-05-2009, 11:47 PM

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

Kydizzle · 11-05-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

thats some evil shit

Incognito · 11-06-2009, 12:43 AM

From what I can tell from that picture, she's not all that cute.

Plus everyone says she's a cunt.

Tell your friend to get better taste.

Keith · 11-06-2009, 01:07 AM

Kill her.

rehtaFrey · 11-06-2009, 03:18 AM

luckily, I am not signed up for facebook.

Djtron75 · 11-06-2009, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

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Originally Posted by Keith

Kill her.

I'll definitely pass both these suggestions on, thanks guys, Mark appreciates it. I'm not even being sarcastic.

Sparrow · 11-06-2009, 06:43 AM

Tell your friend Mark to grow a set. This girl doesn't want to go to prom with him. 100,000 people? She fully expects him to fail so she--/shrug--won't have to go to the prom with him. One of two things is happening: Your friend is an annoying asshole who won't leave her alone and this is shutting him up or She is a massive cuntfuckface who is toying with him and laughing at him with her friends behind his back. Either way it's stupid.

DudeEMETIB · 11-06-2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Kydizzle

thats some evil shit

He can balance out his evil/good ratio by donating to some good cause..
like next time he's at McDonalds he can put a quarter in the little case thing.

EastTexas · 11-06-2009, 10:40 AM

Wow, I think everyone here forgot what it's like to be a teen and how their brain operated back then.
I joined. It reminds me of those 80's romcom movies.

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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it. She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying. She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 943	From what I can tell from that picture, she's not all that cute. Plus everyone says she's a cunt. Tell your friend to get better taste.
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11-06-2009, 06:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	Tell your friend Mark to grow a set. This girl doesn't want to go to prom with him. 100,000 people? She fully expects him to fail so she--/shrug--won't have to go to the prom with him. One of two things is happening: Your friend is an annoying asshole who won't leave her alone and this is shutting him up or She is a massive cuntfuckface who is toying with him and laughing at him with her friends behind his back. Either way it's stupid.
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EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	Wow, I think everyone here forgot what it's like to be a teen and how their brain operated back then. I joined. It reminds me of those 80's romcom movies.
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