PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date

Djtron75 · 11-05-2009, 07:04 PM

This is not spam, but an effort to help a young man find true love.

If 100,000 people join katie eberbach will go to prom with mark kelly | Facebook

KATG Clan,

For several years, my friend Mark has had an enormous crush on a girl, Katie, but has never been able to woo her. He's a great guy, he's just always had trouble talking to girls. In an effort to help him out, my friends and I have gotten Katie to agree to go to prom with him if our facebook group reaches 100,000 members. My name is Dallas, I'm an admin in the group, and I would really appreciate it if you could simply click "join" and invite your friends. Such a simple act would have such an impact on this poor child's life.

In the first two days the group has already reached over 1,500 members, and with your support, we can get this boy a date.

If 100,000 people join katie eberbach will go to prom with mark kelly | Facebook

NoArmsJames · 11-05-2009, 07:09 PM

I would, but the judge said I couldn't hang around with high school girls anymore.

Djtron75 · 11-05-2009, 07:10 PM

oh alright well thanks for your thoughts, you should still invite all your friends who aren't convicted sex offenders

golgi body · 11-05-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Djtron75

my friends and I have gotten Katie to agree to go to prom with him if our facebook group reaches 100,000 members.

She sounds like a real bitch. Make sure a solid "suck and fuck" is in the contract as well, since she's essentially a whore.

PS - This is dumb.

picard102 · 11-05-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by golgi body

PS - This is dumb.

qft

Sparrow · 11-05-2009, 07:16 PM

Katie sounds like a cunt. Who fucking does that?

JamIsNotGlue · 11-05-2009, 07:24 PM

I joined.

Djtron75 · 11-05-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JamIsNotGlue

I joined.

Thank you kind sir

amikaligula · 11-05-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by golgi body

She sounds like a real bitch. Make sure a solid "suck and fuck" is in the contract as well, since she's essentially a whore.

PS - This is dumb.

Whores I can respect. But this... Living your life by the populist whims of the internet... she's essentially a politician!

Kydizzle · 11-05-2009, 08:35 PM

whats good for your friend is that when you go to prom with a girl, you DEFINITELY have the deal sealed, she's practically in love with you and WILL fuck you (especially if she was forced into it by anonymous strangers).

......good luck to your buddy.

11-05-2009, 07:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Djtron75 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 148	PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date This is not spam, but an effort to help a young man find true love. If 100,000 people join katie eberbach will go to prom with mark kelly \| Facebook KATG Clan, For several years, my friend Mark has had an enormous crush on a girl, Katie, but has never been able to woo her. He's a great guy, he's just always had trouble talking to girls. In an effort to help him out, my friends and I have gotten Katie to agree to go to prom with him if our facebook group reaches 100,000 members. My name is Dallas, I'm an admin in the group, and I would really appreciate it if you could simply click "join" and invite your friends. Such a simple act would have such an impact on this poor child's life. In the first two days the group has already reached over 1,500 members, and with your support, we can get this boy a date. If 100,000 people join katie eberbach will go to prom with mark kelly \| Facebook
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NoArmsJames Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,526	I would, but the judge said I couldn't hang around with high school girls anymore.
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11-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Djtron75 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 148	oh alright well thanks for your thoughts, you should still invite all your friends who aren't convicted sex offenders
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	Katie sounds like a cunt. Who fucking does that?
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JamIsNotGlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tulsa Posts: 403	I joined.
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Kydizzle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 438	whats good for your friend is that when you go to prom with a girl, you DEFINITELY have the deal sealed, she's practically in love with you and WILL fuck you (especially if she was forced into it by anonymous strangers). ......good luck to your buddy.
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