PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date

BrianAlt · 11-05-2009, 09:51 PM

I'll join, but you won't make it to 100k.

DudeEMETIB · 11-06-2009, 12:47 AM

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

Kydizzle · 11-06-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

thats some evil shit

Incognito · 11-06-2009, 01:43 AM

From what I can tell from that picture, she's not all that cute.

Plus everyone says she's a cunt.

Tell your friend to get better taste.

Keith · 11-06-2009, 02:07 AM

Kill her.

rehtaFrey · 11-06-2009, 04:18 AM

luckily, I am not signed up for facebook.

Djtron75 · 11-06-2009, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it.

She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying.

She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.

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Originally Posted by Keith

Kill her.

I'll definitely pass both these suggestions on, thanks guys, Mark appreciates it. I'm not even being sarcastic.

Sparrow · 11-06-2009, 07:43 AM

Tell your friend Mark to grow a set. This girl doesn't want to go to prom with him. 100,000 people? She fully expects him to fail so she--/shrug--won't have to go to the prom with him. One of two things is happening: Your friend is an annoying asshole who won't leave her alone and this is shutting him up or She is a massive cuntfuckface who is toying with him and laughing at him with her friends behind his back. Either way it's stupid.

DudeEMETIB · 11-06-2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Kydizzle

thats some evil shit

He can balance out his evil/good ratio by donating to some good cause..
like next time he's at McDonalds he can put a quarter in the little case thing.

Lord of the Cock Rings · 11-06-2009, 11:28 AM

I'm starting a "Mark Kelly stays a virgin forever" group. AND my group only needs 50,000 members. It's a race to see if this kid will get the girl or be a pathetic loser for the rest of his life.

LOL!

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BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 1,935	I'll join, but you won't make it to 100k.
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,775	Just tell your friend to buy her a drink and jizz in it. She won't know, and then he can tell everyone she swallowed his cum and it wouldn't be lying. She deserves it because she's obviously a cunt.
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11-06-2009, 01:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 958	From what I can tell from that picture, she's not all that cute. Plus everyone says she's a cunt. Tell your friend to get better taste.
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Keith Titttttiiiieees!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 4,553	Kill her.
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rehtaFrey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SINGAPORE~~ Posts: 656	luckily, I am not signed up for facebook.
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11-06-2009, 07:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,967	Tell your friend Mark to grow a set. This girl doesn't want to go to prom with him. 100,000 people? She fully expects him to fail so she--/shrug--won't have to go to the prom with him. One of two things is happening: Your friend is an annoying asshole who won't leave her alone and this is shutting him up or She is a massive cuntfuckface who is toying with him and laughing at him with her friends behind his back. Either way it's stupid.
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11-06-2009, 11:28 AM	#20 (permalink)
Lord of the Cock Rings Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: a small dark room in a basement on an isthmus Posts: 2,387	I'm starting a "Mark Kelly stays a virgin forever" group. AND my group only needs 50,000 members. It's a race to see if this kid will get the girl or be a pathetic loser for the rest of his life. LOL!
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