PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date

[EastTexas]

Wow, I think everyone here forgot what it's like to be a teen and how their brain operated back then.
I joined. It reminds me of those 80's romcom movies.

[DudeEMETIB]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

Wow, I think everyone here forgot what it's like to be a teen and how their brain operated back then.
I joined. It reminds me of those 80's romcom movies.

I'm 18.

I never thought "oh gee I hope this girl who probably has absolutely no interest in me goes on a date with me if I meet this unattainable goal"

What he should've done, is made a really elaborate, creative, and comical video, posted it on YouTube...and in the end have some "will you go to prom with me?" thing...

That way at least he has a cool video. Instead of a fail facebook page and broken dreams.

[DudeEMETIB]

Also, 80s romantic teen comedies are the shit.

John Cusack is one of my heroes
He would NEVER do something this stupid.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

One of two things is happening: Your friend is an annoying asshole who won't leave her alone and this is shutting him up or She is a massive cuntfuckface who is toying with him and laughing at him with her friends behind his back.

Both?

[Kydizzle]

Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB

I'm 18.

I never thought "oh gee I hope this girl who probably has absolutely no interest in me goes on a date with me if I meet this unattainable goal"

What he should've done, is made a really elaborate, creative, and comical video, posted it on YouTube...and in the end have some "will you go to prom with me?" thing...

That way at least he has a cool video. Instead of a fail facebook page and broken dreams.

i had a friend do that, he even aired it over the schools video announcements for senior prom.

she said no and he's still a virgin. ouch. failure.

grow a pair, unattainable goal facebook guy.

[BrownEyedBtch]

I think she's being a bitch, but at the same time, she will be made to feel like the ultimate cunt if she doesn't go. Before prom, he needs to find something incriminating in case she tries to ditch him that night. Just because he got her to go doesn't mean he can't keep the upper hand all night.

[Kydizzle]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I think she's being a bitch, but at the same time, she will be made to feel like the ultimate cunt if she doesn't go. Before prom, he needs to find something incriminating in case she tries to ditch him that night. Just because he got her to go doesn't mean he can't keep the upper hand all night.

ROOOOFIES!!!!

[marina]

There's no way this can end well.

[Draconis]

Your friend Katie sounds like a skank-ass bitch. I dunno who this Mark bloke is, but sounds like he deserves better than this silly whore.

[DudeEMETIB]

Originally Posted by Kydizzle

i had a friend do that, he even aired it over the schools video announcements for senior prom.

she said no and he's still a virgin. ouch. failure.

grow a pair, unattainable goal facebook guy.

But see, that was still a good story to hear.
I just feel bad for your friend.

If you had said

"I had a friend do that, he tried to get 100,000 people to join a facebook group, but ended up with a couple hundred instead, and she said no, and he's still a virgin"

I'd say
get new friends
and kick him in the balls.