PLEASE Help Mark Kelly get a prom date

[Djtron75]

Originally Posted by marina

There's no way this can end well.

While you're probably right, we're not giving up

[Lord of the Cock Rings]

Only 97,312 to go!

[alannanana]

I vote date rape

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by Djtron75

This is not spam, but an effort to help a young man find true love.

If 100,000 people join katie eberbach will go to prom with mark kelly | Facebook

KATG Clan,

For several years, my friend Mark has had an enormous crush on a girl, Katie, but has never been able to woo her. He's a great guy, he's just always had trouble talking to girls.

What kind of looser would want people to do this (if this is not spam as stated above)... if ever a girl had a reason to NOT date him, she sure as fuck does now.

Originally Posted by Djtron75

In an effort to help him out, my friends and I have gotten Katie to agree to go to prom with him if our facebook group reaches 100,000 members. My name is Dallas, I'm an admin in the group, and I would really appreciate it if you could simply click "join" and invite your friends. Such a simple act would have such an impact on this poor child's life.

If showing the world he is a pussy who cant get laid is helping him out then.... carry on ... you are a " true friend"... this will end in the kid shooting himself in the face after the public rejection... I'll stay tuned to CNN for it.

[marina]

Originally Posted by Djtron75

While you're probably right, we're not giving up

I guess that's not as rapey as I'm hearing it inside my head.

[amikaligula]

It's sort of becoming gang-rapey at this point. And I have an image of a grim Liam Neeson saying this.

[Justin Price]

Well, if you don't get 100,000 just have him go to Prom Date Depot Prom Date Depot or just have him go anyway to get multiple dates with girls from different schools and be a real pimp lol..

[xeriquita]

Originally Posted by Incognito

From what I can tell from that picture, she's not all that cute.

Plus everyone says she's a cunt.

Tell your friend to get better taste.

SHE LOOKS SEXY AS HELLLLLL. you crazy mofo. and just cause everyone says she's a cunt doesn't mean she's a cunt. i mean i guess there is the possibility but i dont get where everyone got that from...it's not like it was her idea to make the group. It sounds like his friends did it for him without her consent. So how does that make her this selective bitch everyone portrays her to be?
I agree with the 80's romcom, it's cute and makes my insides warm and fuzzy like chicken noodle soup.

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by Rufio

what a stupid first post, you don't even deserve the customary "fuuuuck you"

Agreed and we are not saying she is the cunt... those dicks are making her feel creepy... and of course she is hot... why would he be interested in a marshmallow pig.... she probably would never date this looser... that why he needs some bulshit Facebook group.... those douches need a fuckin life... if they were his real friends they would get him a hooker......

You don't get a Fuuuuck you cause you are a douche!!