Please help my friend win a contest!

[Sapgreenpeppers]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I'd start with a mild beating, with escalation to public whipping & brutal anal rape if the first message doesn't get through.

Is that the only time it gets hard? Good for you, Champ.

[xerxes]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I'd start with a mild beating, with escalation to public whipping & brutal anal rape if the first message doesn't get through.

Don't want to damage her too much. We'll need someone to clean up and make us sandwiches & get us beers once we're done.



I'd say around 70%

Make that 71% now. I don't think I like you

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by xerxes

Make that 71% now. I don't think I like you

Don't flatter yourself.

You're in the 70%.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Sapgreenpeppers

Is that the only time it gets hard? Good for you, Champ.

Yep. I get rock hard for a woman getting me sandwiches and beer.

It's like a superpower.

[Darq]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Yep. I get rock hard for a woman getting me sandwiches and beer.

It's like a superpower.

Shhhhhh.

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by xerxes

Make that 71% now. I don't think I like you

Holy shit, you got Xerxes to hate you. That means you're, like, a for-real bad person.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Holy shit, you got Xerxes to hate you. That means you're, like, a for-real bad person.

Achievement unlocked.

[scotticus]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I'd start with a mild beating, with escalation to public whipping & brutal anal rape if the first message doesn't get through.

Don't want to damage her too much. We'll need someone to clean up and make us sandwiches & get us beers once we're done.

You are the reason we can't have nice things like rape jokes and misogyny. If you're going to comment on something that doesn't involve you, please wait until a funny or original thought pops into your shitty head.

Also, next time maybe try to understand a community before you decide speak on its behalf.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by scotticus

please wait until a funny or original thought pops into your shitty head.

So in other words, you want me to stop posting?

Originally Posted by scotticus

Also, next time maybe try to understand a community before you decide speak on its behalf.

Fuck you.

I'm not speaking on anyone's fucking behalf.

Maybe you're the one who needs a good arsefucking. Might help dislodge the stick.

[scotticus]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

So in other words, you want me to stop posting?

I honestly don't care. I don't own this forum. I just want you to know that if you're going to joke about raping a girl, you had better make sure that: a) they're in on the joke and b) that it's an actual joke. Rape jokes are funny. You are not.

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Fuck you.

I'm not speaking on anyone's fucking behalf.

Maybe you're the one who needs a good arsefucking. Might help dislodge the stick.

Someone asked for some help for a friend and your response was "fuck you." In this community, friends often ask other friends for help. It's completely in the spirit of this podcast and if you want to be an anti-social cunt, then that's your prerogative. It's fine if a post isn't your cup of tea... just go click on something else.

I've made my reputation here as a likable dickhead, and you should know that you're missing the mark. If making enemies is what gets you hard then there's not much I can do, but many long-time fans of the show think you're a cunt. I'm not going demand that you act a particular way, but if you ever attend a meetup, it's probably going to be an awkward experience for you.

You should also know that talking to women like you do is a good way to get punched in the throat.

Grow up.