Police LOLS

Sparrow · 10-03-2009, 10:06 PM

Georgia's tax dollars hard at work.

Citizen's Self-Arrest Form

Cart Horse · 10-03-2009, 10:15 PM

Keith might find this a tad interesting.

Malcolm Is Moore · 10-03-2009, 10:15 PM

Were they high on confiscated drugs?

jeffdrafttech · 10-03-2009, 10:18 PM

I know a guy who got fucked up, hit his girlfriend, began walking home, then decided to walk to the police station to report himself.

Sparrow · 10-03-2009, 10:23 PM

What gets me is that it is admittedly a joke (beneath the 'novelty' disclaimer there is a link to report legitimate crimes), but this is a real police force and it is on the front page menu.

ElleJ · 10-03-2009, 11:56 PM

I wonder how many of these "fake" reports are:

"I'm too sexy for my...."

posts.

I'd do it, but I'm WAAAAY too paranoid for that. I'm too freaked to even speed more than 3 MPH, I'm totally legal in every way, but I freak if there's a cop behind me

POON_4x4 · 10-04-2009, 03:00 AM

Best part:

"remarkable piece of military technology...miniature Bible"

A square of X's constitutes a Bible? Beautiful...

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	What gets me is that it is admittedly a joke (beneath the 'novelty' disclaimer there is a link to report legitimate crimes), but this is a real police force and it is on the front page menu.
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ElleJ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,197	I wonder how many of these "fake" reports are: "I'm too sexy for my...." posts. I'd do it, but I'm WAAAAY too paranoid for that. I'm too freaked to even speed more than 3 MPH, I'm totally legal in every way, but I freak if there's a cop behind me
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POON_4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 265	Best part: "remarkable piece of military technology...miniature Bible" A square of X's constitutes a Bible? Beautiful...
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