pop rocks blow job

kelliheartsKATG · 03-07-2008, 08:36 AM

Chemda, I don't want you to waste any dollars on pop rocks if you don't have to. I graciously decided to test it out...

so me and my man tried the pop rocks blow job. he said it just felt like gravel on his cock. we experimented with just holding it in my mouth while the rocks poped- still nothing.

did we do it wrong or is this worthless?

phooey · 03-07-2008, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by kelliheartsKATG

Chemda, I don't want you to waste any dollars on pop rocks if you don't have to. I graciously decided to test it out...

so me and my man tried the pop rocks blow job. he said it just felt like gravel on his cock. we experimented with just holding it in my mouth while the rocks poped- still nothing.

did we do it wrong or is this worthless?

Bonus points for trying!

dEadERest · 03-07-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by kelliheartsKATG

he said it just felt like gravel on his cock.

*spit take*

lebowski · 03-07-2008, 10:34 AM

urban legend maybe?

andsoitgoes · 03-07-2008, 10:43 AM

Hmm - I've seen differing stories...

For example, look here:

You Want Me to do What? An Illustrated Book on the Joys of Fellatio: Explicit Techniques

Apparently there are a few comments on the POSITIVE benefits of a PRBJ

IHeartSlayer · 03-08-2008, 11:31 AM

I am willing to say that we just did it wrong - and that with more pop rocks and more trials - we will make it work. We can't just give up on this, we won't just give up on this... or altoids, or creme de menth or whatever.
I am willing to keep experimenting as long (and as many times) as it takes.
It is for science really.

DaHonay · 03-08-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by IHeartSlayer

I am willing to say that we just did it wrong - and that with more pop rocks and more trials - we will make it work. We can't just give up on this, we won't just give up on this... or altoids, or creme de menth or whatever.
I am willing to keep experimenting as long (and as many times) as it takes.
It is for science really.

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jergee · 03-08-2008, 12:58 PM

Whatever gets your rocks off, it's all good.

zunayed · 03-08-2008, 01:03 PM

It does work.
Proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfyfY1Ee38

5150 · 03-08-2008, 02:27 PM

I wonder what effect Diet Coke and Mentos would have.

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kelliheartsKATG Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: yes, michigan!... the feeling is forever Posts: 41	pop rocks blow job Chemda, I don't want you to waste any dollars on pop rocks if you don't have to. I graciously decided to test it out... so me and my man tried the pop rocks blow job. he said it just felt like gravel on his cock. we experimented with just holding it in my mouth while the rocks poped- still nothing. did we do it wrong or is this worthless?
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IHeartSlayer Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Onsted, MI Posts: 18	I am willing to say that we just did it wrong - and that with more pop rocks and more trials - we will make it work. We can't just give up on this, we won't just give up on this... or altoids, or creme de menth or whatever. I am willing to keep experimenting as long (and as many times) as it takes. It is for science really.
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jergee Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 19	Whatever gets your rocks off, it's all good.
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zunayed Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: CrOOkLyn Posts: 43	It does work. Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfyfY1Ee38
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