Porn Spam
 

Lately I've noticed a lot of my porn spam is coming out of Russia. They've clearly just pulled out an English dictionary or thesaurus and just threw in a bunch of words that sound good but in the end are pretty hilarious. And of course the misspellings are fun. Post some of your favorite porn spam subject headers!

esthetic young Slut harddcore action!
Just Teens and fine Girls from Your dreamm!
Youngest charming Hussies fuckeed by oldman.
scenic russian resplendent Girls here!
Russiann killing Sluts here doing gorgeous bloowjob.
Young Slut so comely and graceful!
well-favored Cuties in hardcore actiion!
elegant young Bitch hardcore actiion!
fuucking russian adorable Bitch!
Group admirable teens hardcoore!
Ruussian grand Teen here doing ravishing blowjobb.

Now this is my kind of thread.

Highlights of the past 3 days include:


Anall nailed mother by her son's friend

Skinnyy rides a big boner, meathead

FATHER RA'PE HIS DAUGHTER solemness

Anal_f*uck fiessta for hoorny scchool_girls. parallelopiped

brutaal hardd action with horny mother

Cuute Lora takingg from asss to mouth

Save Up to 350 on Widescreen LCD TVs at Play.com

I love the random words tacked on to the end - parallelopiped! solemness!

There's some good ones involving, ahem, "farm girls", but I've deleted them. I'll just have to wait another 4 or 5 hours I guess.

They're really not worth clicking on, I know this because I clicked on one accidentally, and then ended up opening up several of the pages and taking a tour while I tried to find my way out. :)

I like how you left that in proving you're a total pervert ;]P

It's probably from the guy they call pharmamaster.. One of the top two spammers in the world. Just last month an antispam company called bluesecurity.com gave up and closed it's doors because this guy single-handedly took them down for 2-3 weeks solid and slowed the internet to a crawl. I wish he was dead.

One that made me laugh recently was:

Her weenie must find its place inside of someone immediately

I wasn't sure if this was a grammar problem or tranny spam since the subject line wasn't temping enough to get me to open the message. Although I did think of an organ transplant courier running around with a red and white plastic box with "Her Weenie" written on the side, shouting "I've got to get this inside of someone immediately!".

oh god it hurts

that is some funny shit

what is a grand teen?

and i want a ravishing blowjob!

charming hussies!

LOL