Pornless?

rellek · 07-23-2006, 10:53 PM

I don't think this guy is cured yet - what's that hand doing behind his back?

revenant · 07-23-2006, 10:58 PM

What?! what's wrong with that? Cig addicts have nic gum to help them quit, and these guys have butt plugs, i dont c anything out of the ordinary here.

POON_4x4 · 07-23-2006, 11:06 PM

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People view sex as the solution to the problems of loneliness, insecurity, difficulty with intimacy, feelings of being overwhelmed...

Loneliness....
Alone at your house? Wax the Carrot, without porn.

Insecurity....
Body guard not around? Shoot the Sherbert, without porn.

Difficulty with Intimacy....
Wife not wanting to do it tonight? Spank the monkey, without porn.

Feelings of Being Overwhelmed....
Long day at work? Rub one out, without porn.

See, it's just crazy. You gotta have porn!

klang · 07-24-2006, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rellek

I don't think this guy is cured yet - what's that hand doing behind his back?

A guy with one arm .. no fucking wonder he lives without pr0n .. he can't operate the computer at the same time anyway!

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