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LondonAsh 11-10-2008 11:46 AM

Real names - unbelievable but true
 
This has been around a while, but I thought people on here might appreciate it anyhow. These are real names of users of the Bloomberg financial system. This list is a couple of years old so they might not all be on there now, but if you Google them quite a few are listed in linkedin...

Abdullah Kunt
Matthew Wank
Christopher Fister
Gustavo Cunto
Rosemary Nobbe
Chetan Dikshit
Dario Diklic
Edward Tittman
Diane Beaver
David Moron
Fabiene Cretin
Donnna Bumgardner
Gerhard Spanka
Ginger Seaman
Karen Arsola
Ludger Poos
Andrew Shafter
Fukky Tangtang
Gary Poker
Alexandra Sukmawati
Wing Man
Dorothy Chunda
Wayne King
John Kokkinias
Ross Smellie

Plus 2 bonus names...

Rosanna Orefice
Seijiro Takeshita

Given a choice, I'd rather be Edward Tittman than Dario Diklic anyday...

Badger 11-10-2008 01:26 PM

In a similar vein; some unfortunate marraiges...

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_68.jpg http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_66.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_64.jpg http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_62.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_60.jpg http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_58.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_56.jpg http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_54.jpg
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_52.jpg http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../H_3378_50.jpg

m0o0op 11-10-2008 11:09 PM

FUKKY TANGTANG! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

That's funny.

Rock 'n' Rye 11-10-2008 11:44 PM

had a chick at my high school called Kate Fagg

pala 11-11-2008 01:04 AM

I thought there was already a thread with this stuff in it /shrug.

Anyway, there were some twins that I knew that were named "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello" pronounced "Laymohnjelloh" and "Orahnjelloh". I'm not really sure what their parents were thinking...

GaryStoleXmas 11-11-2008 08:26 AM

I once worked with an: Amanda Kiss

punk'n 11-11-2008 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pala (Post 475419)
I thought there was already a thread with this stuff in it /shrug.

Anyway, there were some twins that I knew that were named "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello" pronounced "Laymohnjelloh" and "Orahnjelloh". I'm not really sure what their parents were thinking...

That's an urban legend. Everyone says they know those girls. I even heard it in in a stand-up routine on Comedy Central. Them and the boy named Shithead (pronounced Sha-theed).

knifeinthetoaster 11-11-2008 11:43 AM

A friend of mine attended a friend's wedding, a same-sex couple whose names were Matthew Butt and Matthew Champion. So at the reception the sign read : Butt-Champion Wedding.

ben_donghorn 11-11-2008 12:19 PM

Met a lady named Sativa Brown last week. Anyone what to guess that race. I guess the whole world needed to know what the hippy parents were smoking.

motownguy 11-11-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings (Post 475527)
Yeah, that's funny because I know someone who works at a school and she claims all these stories and more strange 'ethnic' names. I always knew she was a full-of-shit bigot, but to hear the stories repeated from other parts of the country just proves it.

Either that or they're more popular than we might have thought ...


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