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Old 11-10-2008, 11:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Real names - unbelievable but true

This has been around a while, but I thought people on here might appreciate it anyhow. These are real names of users of the Bloomberg financial system. This list is a couple of years old so they might not all be on there now, but if you Google them quite a few are listed in linkedin...

Abdullah Kunt
Matthew Wank
Christopher Fister
Gustavo Cunto
Rosemary Nobbe
Chetan Dikshit
Dario Diklic
Edward Tittman
Diane Beaver
David Moron
Fabiene Cretin
Donnna Bumgardner
Gerhard Spanka
Ginger Seaman
Karen Arsola
Ludger Poos
Andrew Shafter
Fukky Tangtang
Gary Poker
Alexandra Sukmawati
Wing Man
Dorothy Chunda
Wayne King
John Kokkinias
Ross Smellie

Plus 2 bonus names...

Rosanna Orefice
Seijiro Takeshita

Given a choice, I'd rather be Edward Tittman than Dario Diklic anyday...
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Old 11-10-2008, 01:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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In a similar vein; some unfortunate marraiges...





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Old 11-10-2008, 11:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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FUKKY TANGTANG! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

That's funny.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Had a coworker, briefly, named Fern Finger.

A local newspaper did a piece about strange names in our city. I think they just looked through the phonebook because it was a slow news week. They put her name in the article without asking or contacting her first. She was super angry and wrote an angry letter to the editor, which they published, with her name.

Dummy.
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Old 11-10-2008, 11:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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had a chick at my high school called Kate Fagg
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought there was already a thread with this stuff in it /shrug.

Anyway, there were some twins that I knew that were named "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello" pronounced "Laymohnjelloh" and "Orahnjelloh". I'm not really sure what their parents were thinking...
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I thought there was already a thread with this stuff in it /shrug.

Anyway, there were some twins that I knew that were named "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello" pronounced "Laymohnjelloh" and "Orahnjelloh". I'm not really sure what their parents were thinking...
That's an urban legend. Everyone says they know those girls. I even heard it in in a stand-up routine on Comedy Central. Them and the boy named Shithead (pronounced Sha-theed).
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Old 11-11-2008, 11:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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A friend of mine attended a friend's wedding, a same-sex couple whose names were Matthew Butt and Matthew Champion. So at the reception the sign read : Butt-Champion Wedding.
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Old 11-11-2008, 12:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Met a lady named Sativa Brown last week. Anyone what to guess that race. I guess the whole world needed to know what the hippy parents were smoking.
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