Sarah Palin

[Uncast]

The election is this fucking simple. Do you like the policies of George W Bush?

YES = Vote McCain
NO = Vote Obama
Unsure or 3rd party? = crayon all the 1's Red and all the 2's blue and all the 3's brown...Not sure what a 1 is? Get someone to help you.

It's that fucking simple. Jesus I swear sometimes this country really is full of fucking dullards.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by anna

I cannot wait to see her try to debate Joe Biden.

I know, it will be insteresting to see what companies have paied him to say.

Originally Posted by Mainiac

Basically the consensus was that the women voted for her because she was a woman and the guys voted for her because they all wanted to fuck her. No one regarded her as a serious political person.

If that was the case then they should just carpet bomb Alaska.

Originally Posted by Mainiac

I didn’t even know she was a republican when I was in Alaska (it never came up in conversations).

Probably becuase she goes after Republicans as much as some go after democrats.

[hypercrypt]

Originally Posted by motownguy

She's the reason I'm not voting for Bob Barr this November, I'll vote McCain / Palin ...

Are you for real or just taking the piss?

Originally Posted by Wired

Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin wants creationism taught in science classes.

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2...s-vp-want.html

[thepetek]

Libertarian: yeah, this position makes sense if they hadn't chosen some fucktard who thought it was a big deal if someone in power got a hummer. Seriously. If it was a problem that the pres of the US got a hummer from a fat chic or an ugly chic, I can almost understand, but just cos he got a fucking blowjob? By choosing Bob Barr, they just became another party. Fuck, I would have voted for Art Bell, but this guy? Remember, Bob Barr is anti blowjob. Fuck him.

Republican: VPilf aside, McCain used to seem almost a libertarian. But in 2004 he proved himself a lapdog. He rolled over and hugged Bush. (reality/metaphorically, etc) Maverick my ass. Then you look into it and Mr POW did first 'confess' to being a lapdog before 'resisting' the VC. And that Keaiting shit? Man, he'll turn on anyone. Plus he'll be dead before his term is out. So it really is VPilf for pres or...

Democrat: If Obama runs the show...who knows? If he defers to congress? They have no stones. Someone. ANYONE. in this admin should at least be indicted. No, not LIbby, someone real. The only thing I can say for Dems is that when they are in power, so little gets done that the rest of the world ends up having to run itself

This is the first election where I am of age to be president. I may just vote for myself.

I really wanted the Libertarians to be a third party...but Bob mutherfuckig Barr? Jesus, that guy's a tool.

[picard102]

Originally Posted by thepetek

when they are in power, so little gets done that the rest of the world ends up having to run itself

OMG, how can the world get by without American interference!

[hypercrypt]

NO, PLEASE!!! AMERICA!!! SAVE US!!!

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by picard102

OMG, how can the world get by without American interference!

To put it in terms you can understand: instead of having to send troops to get bombed by us, --- 'accidentally' --- you get to make a little cash on 'Kids in the Hall' videos. Before they all apply for Estados Unidos citizenship.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by hypercrypt

NO, PLEASE!!! AMERICA!!! SAVE US!!!

Is it egotistical of me to guess that you are jumping on the picard bandwagon and hassling me? I mean, what is your point? from your sig you either care about....brown? Merkel? I don't even know.

Do you really want America to save you? Or US? Who is us? Your sister? Is she hot? We might save your hot sister, but we need pics. And if she isn't as hot when the plane lands...she gets shot in the head. We're America. That's how we roll.

Not 'North America' Just. Fucking. America.

[hypercrypt]

A) Fuck Merkel.
B) Fuck Brown.
C) All I am saying is that not everything gets resolved by invading countries for bullshit reasons. Maybe letting the rest of the world run itself is a good thing.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by hypercrypt

A) Fuck Merkel.

As an American, I know little of your strange customs, I must take your word. Though I am curious, how you choose your leader? Bloodsport? Monarchy? Darts?

Originally Posted by hypercrypt

B) Fuck Brown.

As an American, I know little of your strange customs, I must take your word. Though I am curious, how you choose your leader? Bloodsport? Monarchy? Darts?

Originally Posted by hypercrypt

C) All I am saying is that not everything gets resolved by invading countries for bullshit reasons. Maybe letting the rest of the world run itself is a good thing.

See, even the strange folk who, presumably, choose their leaders by darts, agree with me.