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Old 03-21-2014, 06:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2014, 07:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I went to add to the story and this pop-up happened. It's a subtle threat. Sorry Scat, I'm out.

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Old 03-21-2014, 07:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Scat screamed with rage and frustration!!!

Nothing had been going right lately. He'd failed miserably in his attempts to do handstand pushups, and now Queef "Wishmaster" Malley had diabolically thwarted his attempt at a storytelling thread.'

"Fuck this shit" said Scat, missing the irony.

He grabbed his best hoodie, and headed out into the dark Canadian night.

Lost in his thoughts, he failed to see the leprechaun lurking insidiously in the shadows...

"hee hee hee" cackled Fi, as she followed Scat's meandering trail.

"Time for me to wreak my revenge on the Big People"...
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Old 03-21-2014, 07:44 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Then Scumhook realized he could be jerking off instead so he did that and then there was nobody around to make a fucking story about so the whole thing ended and then your dad died and you were too depressed to continue because he was the one who gave you this dumb idea in the first place. The end. To be continued.
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Old 03-21-2014, 08:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Fuck you Scum! At first i read it quickly and was like " awwww im in the story sweet" then i re-read it and realised im a fuckin leprechaun! You cunt :P
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Old 03-21-2014, 08:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Fuck you Scum! At first i read it quickly and was like " awwww im in the story sweet" then i re-read it and realised im a fuckin leprechaun! You cunt :P

Hey, you got off easy. I died after being covered in acid cum.
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Who doesnt like Acid Cum tho?
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Old 03-21-2014, 10:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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"Fuuuuuuuck You. Welcome to the Forums"
WSE said as he watched Scumhook's camera, eyes fastened on the headset he so longed to possess.
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Old 03-21-2014, 11:03 PM   #29 (permalink)
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By now Scumhook felt something rumbling in his stomach. It was cum from all of the cummy dicks he had sucked earlier before he died the first time. He pulled his idiotic headset off and asked his boss if he could leave his desk for a minute and proceeded to waddle down the hall.

As he waddled he moaned... "oommmph." He felt his legs shake.

BURMMP

A waft of cummy farts floated above the cubicle farm.

Campy in accounting looked up from the idiotic boys vs. girls thread... "Daddy?" she inquired. Realizing it was just sense memory wafting by, she smiled nostalgically before returning to her screen and posting "1728" with a sense of accomplishment.

Scumhook almost made it to the bathroom before the dam burst. He reached the water cooler and barely managed to pull down his dad jeans before he let loose...

Cummy shit... Shitty cum.... Everywhere.

After 5 minutes of blasting, the explosions diminuendoed to a series of frothy spurts. Scumhook's knees buckled and he fell over. After one more fart, his asshole fell out. "You cunts" he muttered before building security stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and shot him with silver bullets ensuring that he died the one true death and that he could never shit cum from eating bad cummy dick ever again.

Fin.
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Old 03-21-2014, 11:06 PM   #30 (permalink)
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and the agent says "WHAT'S IT CALLED?" and Scumhood says "THE ARISTOCRATS"

THE END
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