Sex and Fuckin'

[Sparrow]

i'm a little done with trying to fix the unfixable. let's go down another hole.

I've been increasingly into my tush and tush porn lately. I like what chicks' vaginas look like with a dick in their button; all swollen and open. Also: hunting. Group Sex. I have this really mellow chick that hangs out in Bear and my circles I'm trying to make out with post-wine bottle and her boyfriend; I will not reach thirty without having a bone in each hole at the same timesies (april152013). So yeah; butts and free love.

what's doin' ya, katg?

[BrianAlt]

This is funny, because I was just telling a friend that I bet Sparrah likes what chicks' vaginas look like with a dick in their button. What a coincidence.

[Sparrow]

Because dudes are weird about other dudes.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Because dudes are weird about other dudes.

You mean dudes are normal about other dudes.

[Sparrow]

I'm not asking for anybody to suck dick for me, just let your balls jiggle against your buddy's. It's an inescapable bit of physics; not gay.

[Josh]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I'm not asking for anybody to suck dick for me, just let your balls jiggle against your buddy's. It's an inescapable bit of physics; not gay.

You know, with the right amount of tape and a little imagination the 'balls touching' problem can be a thing of the past....

[The Quintessential Loser]

Sparrow, I would be honored to be one of the penises inside your butthole and/or vagina. Scrotal rubbing be dammed.

Besides, I always wanted to give a women that sensation that only a woman can experience.

[Sparrow]

I know you meant double penetration, but my brain went straight to baby.

Speaking of which, is there any delicate way to remove sperm from your bottom?

[bofadeeznizzles]

This conversation is both funny and hot and now my penis is confused. My friend wants to plug a lady up this way but so far I have only been able to go on opposite ends. We joke that if a lady is involved it's not gay (you know, like when we suck each others cock and make our girlfriends watch), but seriously there is something very not ok with me deriving pleasure inside a lady and feeling a dudes cock in there at the same time. It is just off-putting for some fellas I reckon.

And I've never seen a good way to get rid of butt babies other than a most indelicate trip to the bathroom.

Side note: My friend told me today that instead of worrying about my potential fuckbuddy, I should just masturbate and focus on my career. That's.... silly, right?

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I know you meant double penetration, but my brain went straight to baby.

First that, then periods.

Speaking of which, is there any delicate way to remove sperm from your bottom?

Why not just apply the same techniques women use to remove sperm from their vag?

From Wiki Answers: You can douche, use an enema, or just wait until the next bowel movement.