Sex and Fuckin'

[Sparrow]

at least for me, there's a mighty line between super hot creampie action that's sexy to play with and not a thing to dab up aaaaand being left with a ticking time bomb of goo leaking out your backside. i love to death the goings in and to the same degree mortified at anything going out.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Why not just apply the same techniques women use to remove sperm from their vag?

From Wiki Answers: You can douche, use an enema, or just wait until the next bowel movement.

You are way too vocal about sex for a dude that looks so super uncomfortable when a girl touches his chest. What is all that exercising good for if you can't enjoy random people admireing the results?

[Sparrow]

snap!

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

You are way too vocal about sex for a dude that looks so super uncomfortable when a girl touches his chest. What is all that exercising good for if you can't enjoy random people admireing the results?

I was only uncomfortable because there were like 5 other people around.

[Sparrow]

are you not into public pawing?

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

are you not into public pawing?

Nope, I feel weird PDAing.

This thread was a lot more fun when it was about your quest to get DPed and not about my social awkwardness. Is hunting some sexual term?

[Rufio]

Sparrow, how do you feel about ass/mouth/pussy?

[Sparrow]

Into it. So long as there isn't any unsavory cross sticking; there ain't much less sexy than doodoo bacteria in your peach.

[Sparrow]

...practically speaking. i've jerked it even recently to that very thing. Bless the Good Lord for filthy sluts.

[punk'n]

I'm not sure if the scrotums touching is part of your fantasy but if it's just being all filled up that you're into, I'm happy to strap on and Face and I can help you out. I talked to the boss, he's into it, we could make a day of it. We know that we do well in these situations. We can order pizza and dance naked after!