Sex and Fuckin'

[Sparrow]

That is so sweet of y'all! Yes, please, let's do that very thing.

[The Girl]

I love that this conversation is (in whatever way) brought to you by what I do for a living.

[punk'n]

Thanks Chemda! Not to go off this delicious subject, but Face and I were recently looking at KATG week photos (specifically one that was taken at the What's My Name Show) where we were sitting with Dee and Latta and Erin and we were thinking how we wouldn't have met any of them or each other if it wasn't for you guys. KATG 4 EVA

[zappbrannigan]

Originally Posted by Huggie.

I would walk down the road of homosexuality if Sparrow's swollen vagina was waiting for me at the other end.

Why do people think "swollen" is a good word to use when talking dirty? Do you jerk off to a medical textbook? "Her breasts were as swollen as abnormally large cysts" ?

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

Why do people think "swollen" is a good word to use when talking dirty ?

I suppose because it's one of the first and most obvious signs of arousal. Engorged? Blood filled? Red and Puffy? Swollen seems ok.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by The Girl

I love that this conversation is (in whatever way) brought to you by what I do for a living.

Stamps.com support all of this.

[picard102]

I've never done double P in any devil threeways, usually just stick to effile towers. But I'd totes do it, airtight would be even better. I imagine it will happen eventually with the frequency of attendance in swingers clubs recently. Good luck Sparrow!

[Sparrow]

Tell me of these swingers clubs.

[Fourbid]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I suppose because it's one of the first and most obvious signs of arousal. Engorged? Blood filled? Red and Puffy? Swollen seems ok.

None of these seem particularly appealing.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

at least for me, there's a mighty line between super hot creampie action that's sexy to play with and not a thing to dab up aaaaand being left with a ticking time bomb of goo leaking out your backside. i love to death the goings in and to the same degree mortified at anything going out.

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Into it. So long as there isn't any unsavory cross sticking; there ain't much less sexy than doodoo bacteria in your peach.

Protip: You're obviously talking about somebody (bodies) that you're comfortable sharing fluids with. Once you are swapping juiciness (which we can probably all agree is ten kinds of awesome), most people throw out the condoms and don't think about them much. However, they can come in really handy for these two little things you've mentioned above. Keeping some condoms and a box of baby wipes on the nightstand means that you can enjoy your penis of preference in that cute little fanny while it's wearing a raincoat. Then, whip the condom off, use a wipe if necessary, and feel comfortable sticking it back into your lady bits bacteria free. Obviously, this also eliminates the "ticking time bomb of goo" problem.