Sex question

[iheartnihilism]

I haven't had sex in almost a year. Do I get weeks of awesome sex now?
(please tell me that's how it works oh please oh please oh please)

[Josh]

so wait... one week then great sex... but what if I get diarrhea when that weeks over from eating crappy food cause I was depressed about not getting any all week?

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

I haven't had sex in almost a year. Do I get weeks of awesome sex now?
(please tell me that's how it works oh please oh please oh please)

Yep, that's how it works. When are you coming up?