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comradevik 07-15-2007 09:43 PM

to spooky
 
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rapidshare link to first 500 pages of the book, yeah thats 1-500. i didnt do the photos though, i'm trying to read and the quality is shitty.

http://rs113.rapidshare.com/files/43171074/HP7-495.rar
well i wont be a total asshole, click to get the rest

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Chapter One. The Dark Lord Ascending.

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off, side by side, in the same direction.

"News?", asked the taller of the two.

"The best," replied Snape.

Summaries:

Dark Lord Ascending
-another first chapter that is not Harry's point of view
-very dark
-first death
-Bellatrix and Voldemort interact

In Memoriam
-back to Harry's point of view
-Dumbledore's past
-Rita Skeeter appears here. Apparently, Harry is not pleased.

The Dursleys Departing
-The Dursley's leave Privet Drive

The Seven Potters
-Harry, Ron, and Hermione are reunited
-Death Eater attack
-another death
-very intense

Fallen Warrior
-another death
-one person loses a body part
-scenes afterwards set in the Burrow
-Apparently, Harry gets drunk!
-tells what happened with Ollivander

The Ghoul in Pajamas
-general plan discussion all around
-Hermione is scary (lol)

The Will of Albus Dumbledore
-Harry's birthday! Ron gives him a funny gift.
-Minister of Magic is back
-Lupin is acting off

The Wedding
-Weasley relatives, Luna's father, and Krum all make appearances
-Krum argues with Luna's father over the symbol
-Dumbledore's past again, which is not pleasant
-Kingsley makes an appearance with some bad news.

A Place to Hide
-Harry, Ron, and Hermione leave the Burrow, and run into Death Eaters
-Hermione gets hit on by drunkards
-They go to Grimmauld Place

Kreacher's Tale
-Harry finds a letter from his mother saying disturbing things about Dumbledore
-R.A.B. is Sirius's brother (everyone knew that, lol)
-lots of complex stuff on Horcruxes

The Bribe
-setting is Grimmauld Place
-Harry has sent Kreacher on an errand
-Kreacher seems to be getting friendlier
-Lupin is still acting off, and states something extremely surprising (off in an easily irritated, jumpy way. We've also been told that Lupin/Tonks shippers will be over the moon, so, perhaps Tonks is pregnant?)
-Trio find out who has the locket, and they are shocked.

Magic is Might
-Trio plan to get the locket from the ministry

The Muggle-born Registration Commission
-Umbridge
-persecution

The Thief
-Trio leave Grimmauld Place and Kreacher
-Trio stays in the woods.
-Harry sees through mind-link that Voldemort is not in the country, and is looking for a stolen object that has something to do with wands.

The Goblin's Revenge
-Ron does something weird.


Godric's Hollow

Bathilda's Secret
-Someone named Bathilda wrote the History of Magic book. IDK if this has anything to do with anything, but still, might be worth noting.

The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

The Silver Doe
-Hermione is sleeping. Harry sees a Patronus and follows it. It leads him to a thing Dumbledore has left him. He is reunited with Ron. The entire scene with the destruction of the Horcrux and display of Ron's insecurities happens. (See bottom of post for more detail)

Xenophilius Lovegood

The Tale of the Three Brothers
-"The Tale of Three Brothers" is a wizard children's story. The story involves three objects called the Deathly Hallows. Three brothers, three objects, AKA the Deathly Hallows.
-Trio goes to see Luna's dad
-He tells them a wizarding fairy story about three objects
-They are called the Deathly Hallow


The Deathly Hallows
-Harry follows lead of DH story instead of Horcrux stuff
-He becomes stupidly obsessed over it, kind of like how he was over Malfoy in HBP
-Makes a huge mistake and gets the trio "captured"


Malfoy Manor
-A couple of people have died, one important
-Someone else is being kept in the manor
-Someone else dies
-The trio is tortured for info
-Dobby helps them escape
-Another someone else dies

oh man oh man oh man I hope we see Draco and I hope he's crying oh man


The Wandmaker
Shell Cottage
Gringotts
The Final Hiding Place
The Missing Mirror
The Lost Diadem
The Sacking of Severus Snape
The Battle of Hogwarts
The Elder Wand
The Prince's Tale
The Forest Again
King's Cross
The Flaw in the Plan
Epilogue

Ron goes missing at one point. Hermione is very worried. When Ron gets back he confesses a fear to Harry that Hermione actually loves Harry. Harry says he only loves Hermione has a friend and Hermione cried herself to sleep with worry.

Apparently when Ron is in a position to destroy a Horcrux, Voldemort possesses(?) Ron and starts bombarding him with images of how the Weasleys prefer Harry, Hermione always compliments Harry, trying to turn Ron against Harry, so he won't destroy the Horcrux.

"Harry didn't see Ron's thoughts -- Voldemort's soul created images of Ron's family preferring Harry, Hermione preferring Harry. So they both saw." Because they were both linked to him now?

Ginny, Luna and Neville get caught trying to steal something from the new Headmaster (who is apparently a huge surprise) "Given the way Hogwarts is run now they're lucky they weren't imprisoned. But I digress." Harry spends a lot of time worrying about her. I'm assuming her is Ginny.

And it's Ron/Hermione. Duh.

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gumby013 07-15-2007 10:03 PM

wow...

EDIT: Confirmation that Patrice was wrong...

Patrice 07-15-2007 10:10 PM

gigglez.

KeithM 07-15-2007 10:24 PM

"He doesn't mean it," said Hermione and Ginny.

God dammit, she is an infuriatingly shitty writer. Why would two people say the same thing at the same time? Rowling fucking does dumb shit like that all the time, but I thought she might give it a rest for the epilogue to her mega epic. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU RETARD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ENGLISH.

kayepants 07-15-2007 10:30 PM

Whew. I managed to not read that. I guess, thanks for the heads up that I have to officially quit the internet for the next week.

Mikey 07-15-2007 10:43 PM

so herminey does die???

lame.

stjoe 07-15-2007 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeithM (Post 206149)
"He doesn't mean it," said Hermione and Ginny.

God dammit, she is an infuriatingly shitty writer. Why would two people say the same thing at the same time? Rowling fucking does dumb shit like that all the time, but I thought she might give it a rest for the epilogue to her mega epic. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU RETARD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ENGLISH.

I have no idea what you're talking about McKeith. That there is the finest work a 10 year old could do / expect.

comradevik 07-15-2007 11:13 PM

ok i posted more

solid_liquid 07-15-2007 11:49 PM

comradevik your are one evil dude.

how the hell did you get an advance copy?

william 07-15-2007 11:51 PM

You can order them here: http://www.AdvancedBooks.com/potter.html.

brody 07-16-2007 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by william (Post 206224)

ahh nice... free shipping for the next month!

comradevik 07-16-2007 01:43 AM

rapidshare link to first 500 pages of the book, yeah thats 1-500. i didnt do the photos though, i'm trying to read and the quality is shitty.

http://rs113.rapidshare.com/files/43171074/HP7-495.rar

jwdd27 07-16-2007 03:29 AM

Awesome.

Nice work, comradevik.

marina 07-16-2007 10:04 AM

Will somebody just tell me who dies so I can continue ruining the lives of potter fans everywhere?

gumby013 07-16-2007 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 206354)
Will somebody just tell me who dies so I can continue ruining the lives of potter fans everywhere?

It looks like Snape dies, due to Harry's kid being named Albus Severus Potter.
Harry lives.
Hermione lives
Ron lives
Draco lives
Other than that...I guess a lot of other people die...

solid_liquid 07-16-2007 12:49 PM

has spooky seen this?

Did this roon the story for him?

can't katg get some publicity out of this?

what if we're the first ones to post these pages on the internet?

slimkevi 07-16-2007 02:42 PM

Actually, that's missing Chapter 37... the one where Chuck Norris comes in and kills everyone.

motherTrucker 07-16-2007 03:13 PM

dont feel like reading that... will just see the movie

NobleRot 07-16-2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off, side by side, in the same direction.
Totally gay.

strafer_praha 07-16-2007 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solid_liquid (Post 206393)
has spooky seen this?

Did this roon the story for him?

can't katg get some publicity out of this?

what if we're the first ones to post these pages on the internet?

Spooky will wait until he can download the audiobook free off of the internet.

PhAdE 07-16-2007 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strafer_praha (Post 206493)
Spooky will wait until he can download the audiobook free off of the internet.

And replace all of the chapter music by hand.

funmusicgirl 07-16-2007 07:37 PM

Wow.
 
This is really the advanced copy? Well, I believe it's definitely possible, haven't you seen the Devil Wears Prada, lol.

horo 07-16-2007 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmusicgirl (Post 206572)
This is really the advanced copy? Well, I believe it's definitely possible, haven't you seen the Devil Wears Prada, lol.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! And welcome to the forums!

(my first ever!)

JackFetch 07-16-2007 08:14 PM

This is taking forever editing these to make easier to read. Bastard should learn how to use a camera.

ElleJ 07-16-2007 08:23 PM

Is someone just going to turn it into a word document? Because that would be awesome :D

alldogship 07-16-2007 08:26 PM

comradevik, you are a wanker.

...

I might read your summary tomorow. Is there at least a gun?

JackFetch 07-16-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElleJ (Post 206597)
Is someone just going to turn it into a word document? Because that would be awesome :D

I'm sure a text version will be out by tomorrow. I've turned it into a .cbr file cause it's easy to read that way.

robotparker 07-17-2007 07:56 AM

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/7121/aids02qa7.jpg

KeithM 07-17-2007 08:00 AM

Oh fuck, that cracked me up. That picture's got a date with 4chan.

gumby013 07-17-2007 10:35 AM

From a Digg post note:

Cliff Notes for Ruin on Deathly Hollows

Lol dead people spoilers:

* Burbage dies on pg. 12

* Hedwig dies on pg. 56

* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

* Wormtail dies on pg. 471

* Dobby dies on pg. 476

* Snape dies on pg. 658

* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

* Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704
o Comes back to life on pg. 724

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743

19 years after the events in the book:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

* "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736

* Also: Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.

gumby013 07-17-2007 11:31 AM

I think Roman and I are going to go to either Barnes and Noble or Wal-Mart to shout out spoilers to the people in line...

EDIT: Then I'll pass out KATG stickers...

PhAdE 07-17-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeithM (Post 206851)
Oh fuck, that cracked me up. That picture's got a date with 4chan.

Whatchan? RULES 1 AND 2

zoec 07-17-2007 12:19 PM

I don't know what to believe, but this is a different epilogue.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/10177423@N06/837340369/

robotparker 07-17-2007 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeithM (Post 206851)
Oh fuck, that cracked me up. That picture's got a date with 4chan.

where do you think I got it? lulz

armenta 07-17-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoec (Post 206950)
I don't know what to believe, but this is a different epilogue.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooooooooou!
and welcome to the forums.

-Peesch

paul_r 07-18-2007 12:34 AM

the Ch5 news here today reported that "it looked real" :)

kayepants 07-18-2007 02:21 AM

Yes, the ones who took the time to read it.

KeithM 07-18-2007 04:00 AM

But... I thought he died of aids, nineteen years later.

gumby013 07-18-2007 08:44 AM

First 10 chapters in PDF

http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/374...94.TPB.torrent

ballzon 07-18-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeithM (Post 207194)
But... I thought he died of aids, nineteen years later.

Well, that's 19 more books that can be written.

I can see books 24 - 26 just being all about Harry's poor health. Why is he always getting bedridden by the common cold?


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