Stuff you broke in your parents house

[lucky]

Me and my brother have done so much damage to my house. Heres a list
Me
1 threw my brother through the dry wall 10 inch hole
2 elbowed a hole in my bedroom door
3 kicked a hole in the wall 2 inches
4banged my head into dry wall 1 inch deep.
5Broke door handed through wall.
My brother
1 Went through a dry wall
2 shattered a glass door with bike handels
3 multiple holes in walls

submit your lists.

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by lucky

2 shattered a glass door with bike handels

Last Christmas my brother came round on his spangly new bike, proceeded to get blind-drunk, ride round my front room and fall off his bike knocking over the fish tank.

Results;

1. 28 fish worth 250 dead
2. tank smashed
3. brother electrocuted

Oh what fun it is to ride?? Fuuuck you Jingle Bells

[DanClass]

not something i broke but...


i guess i was 12 , woke up at like 2 am to this odd noise

it's mechanical and coming from the cealing, the closest light is the cealing fan string in the center of the room

i'm standing in the middle of the room half asleep reaching into the darkness for the cord when the sound suddenly gets louder

"is that coming from the cealing fan?"

then it stops

theres a pause, a sharp pain at my left shoulder , then a crash

fucking cealing fan had fallen out of its ting

sometimes the house fights back kids

only in pensacola

only in pensacola

[the big lebowski]

i blew up my house. boy were my parents pissed! i was in time out for a good 45 minutes.

[aptmunich]

- Broke an expensive lamp wrestling my brother (well, technically his head broke it - so whatever...)

- kicked through a door in the loft

- covered the driveway in oil when I drove in too fast and ripped a hole in the engine's oil pan - broke the car too...

[Blitzgal]

Man, my brother and I were tame compared to some of you.

1. We broke a screen once when I dared him to jump out a window.

2. We broke a glass light fixture while fighting with our cousins. One of them jumped off the top of our bunk bed and smacked his head against the light fixture. It promptly fell to the floor and smashed.

3. This one is my brother's but it's worth mentioning. He was cooking something and turned on the wrong burner. My mother had a glass casserole dish on that burner and after several minutes of heat, it literally exploded. We were cleaning up shards of glass for months...finding them in cupboards, etc. He was standing right next to the stove when it happened but didn't have a scratch on him. Lucky little fuck!

4. Once I was bored and used a knife to cut a different symbol into each of my mother's kitchen cabinets. A star, a heart, etc. Oh, she beat the shit out of me for that one.

5. I broke the latch on our screen door one time. It was winter and had frozen into place. Instead of leaving it alone I tried to force the latch to turn and broke it off.

6. But I think my stepfather wins. He was too lazy to carry a heavy piece of wooden shelving down the stairs one time so he tried throwing it down to the first floor. He didn't quite clear the stairs and split the bottom step in two. Then he decided to glue it back together. Hee, that still makes me laugh.

*As a side note, when I see all of these listed together it's amazing any of us survived childhood. There was a lot of insane jumping out of and off things going on.

[Laphroaig]

Allegedly I did that "cute" and stereotypical kid thing when I was three or four and wandered off with a paintbrush when my Dad was painting the house and applied an olive green paint job to his new car. I say "allegedly" because I have no memory of it, although my Dad assures me that he didn't beat the shit out me.

[ScubaSteve24]

1) hole in the basement wall after getting thrown into it by a friend.
2) Dents in the garage door from playing hockey in the driveway
3) Dent in the door from garage to house from the butt of a baseball bat
4) Random BB holes in gutters
5) TV i chipped the glass on when I was three with a screwdriver cause I was trying to save Garfield and Odie from the pound.
6) One toilet bowl broken by leaning too hard against it jerkin it

yeah thats about it.

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by ScubaSteve24

6) One toilet bowl broken by leaning too hard against it jerkin it

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we have a winner

[Darth_Pikachu]

I have put my head, fists and foot through more walls when I was a kid.

I had anger issues!

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