Stuff you broke in your parents house

Dug_Hole · 11-02-2006, 11:27 AM

One time, I knocked a cabinet off the wall that contained at least 30 of those "precious moments" figurines. So i broke the cabnet, and all of those....

That's probably the most destructive thing value wise....

DJQuad · 11-02-2006, 12:01 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

JediMom · 11-02-2006, 12:51 PM

I guess this really doesn't count, but I had a party once and someone got really wasted and threw up under the bathroom sink. We didn't find it until a few days later.

The same guy tried to flush my friends drivers license down the toilet too. I imagine that would've required a call to the plumber.

rajjy · 11-02-2006, 02:10 PM

When I was young, we used to live on a council estate. I was around my then friends house (who was a cricketing fanatic) and we were in the communal garden area playing cricket. For some reason, we thought it'd be a good idea to set the wicket up by his living room window.... and idiot me (who thought he knew ho to bowl overarm) did a full toss with a real cricket ball (never really understood why we never used a tennis ball) and it went straight through the living room window.

We blamed it on the black kids.

Paws · 11-02-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dug_Hole

One time, I knocked a cabinet off the wall that contained at least 30 of those "precious moments" figurines. So i broke the cabnet, and all of those....

That's probably the most destructive thing value wise....

Those figurines had it comin'!

blue eyes · 11-03-2006, 12:21 AM

went through glass front door... left arm first
killed a bunch of trees out front by shaving off the bark .. i was making baskets!
Ripped out the drywall when trying to hang curtains
ruined the dining room ceiling.. upstairs tub overflowed
various and sundry kitchen fires..
I'm sure my momma could add more to the list

PsychoTeddy · 11-03-2006, 01:22 AM

Took a leaf out of Keith's book and punched a hole in the wall a few hours ago. Still trying to work out how to explain it to my dad.

paul_r · 11-03-2006, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by blue eyes

went through glass front door... left arm first

me too, i did leg through the bottom pain as well, could have killed myself but not 1 cut.

moral don't run in when you think your mum left the door on ajar.

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JediMom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Shhhh...it's a secret... Posts: 1,020	I guess this really doesn't count, but I had a party once and someone got really wasted and threw up under the bathroom sink. We didn't find it until a few days later. The same guy tried to flush my friends drivers license down the toilet too. I imagine that would've required a call to the plumber.
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11-02-2006, 02:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
rajjy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,410	When I was young, we used to live on a council estate. I was around my then friends house (who was a cricketing fanatic) and we were in the communal garden area playing cricket. For some reason, we thought it'd be a good idea to set the wicket up by his living room window.... and idiot me (who thought he knew ho to bowl overarm) did a full toss with a real cricket ball (never really understood why we never used a tennis ball) and it went straight through the living room window. We blamed it on the black kids.
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blue eyes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: under water Posts: 166	went through glass front door... left arm first killed a bunch of trees out front by shaving off the bark .. i was making baskets! Ripped out the drywall when trying to hang curtains ruined the dining room ceiling.. upstairs tub overflowed various and sundry kitchen fires.. I'm sure my momma could add more to the list
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PsychoTeddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 164	Took a leaf out of Keith's book and punched a hole in the wall a few hours ago. Still trying to work out how to explain it to my dad.
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