Take the Psycho Test

The Quintessential Loser · 12-12-2006, 03:35 AM

A woman's mother dies. At the funeral, she meets a guy and they start to hit it off. At the end of the funeral, she realizes that she never got the man's phone number. So she goes home and kills her sister.

Why did she kill her sister?

I return home from work close to 5:30 and will give the answer then. Everyone please make your guess during that time, and I'll tell you whether you're a psycho or not.

PsychoTeddy · 12-12-2006, 04:45 AM

I've seen this before but can't remember the answer...

My guess would be that she wanted another funeral so she could see him again and get his number?

EDIT -- I'm not really a psycho, so if this thing says I am its wrong

OCD Dude · 12-12-2006, 05:09 AM

Because her sister is a bitch, just like her bitch mom I killed for a blowjob.

jwdd27 · 12-12-2006, 05:25 AM

She killed her sister for not going to the funeral.

I don't care about these fucking people... which I guess makes me a psychopath.

Keith · 12-12-2006, 06:09 AM

What was the girl wearing? Something very conservative?

Friz · 12-12-2006, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PsychoTeddy

I've seen this before but can't remember the answer...

My guess would be that she wanted another funeral so she could see him again and get his number?

EDIT -- I'm not really a psycho, so if this thing says I am its wrong

She/he (ting) is right. And you are a fucking psycho...lookit your name for fuck sake.

rajjy · 12-12-2006, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

What was the girl wearing? Something very conservative?

What the fuck??

Blitzgal · 12-12-2006, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

What was the girl wearing? Something very conservative?

Fucking awesome.

I've seen this one before, and I think he left some details out. If you answer "So she can see him at another funeral," then you're supposedly a psycho. I'm such a killjoy, aren't I? This guy's going to have a fit when he gets home from work tonight.

rajjy · 12-12-2006, 07:43 AM

I would just like to add that I knew that answer, but didn't bother posting it as PsychoTeddy got there first.

slugymay · 12-12-2006, 08:56 AM

I bet the guy at the funeral was Spooky. He loves him some psycho!

12-12-2006, 03:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Quintessential Loser Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Orgrimmar Posts: 526	Take the Psycho Test A woman's mother dies. At the funeral, she meets a guy and they start to hit it off. At the end of the funeral, she realizes that she never got the man's phone number. So she goes home and kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister? I return home from work close to 5:30 and will give the answer then. Everyone please make your guess during that time, and I'll tell you whether you're a psycho or not.
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12-12-2006, 04:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
PsychoTeddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 164	I've seen this before but can't remember the answer... My guess would be that she wanted another funeral so she could see him again and get his number? EDIT -- I'm not really a psycho, so if this thing says I am its wrong
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12-12-2006, 05:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
OCD Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Delft, the Netherlands. Posts: 240	Because her sister is a bitch, just like her bitch mom I killed for a blowjob.
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jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	She killed her sister for not going to the funeral. I don't care about these fucking people... which I guess makes me a psychopath.
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rajjy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,410	I would just like to add that I knew that answer, but didn't bother posting it as PsychoTeddy got there first.
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12-12-2006, 08:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
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