teenagers that listen to KATG

[Meagle]

This movie is totes gonna win many oscars

[m0o0op]

Serial X shoved the party pies into his other pocket and strolls slowly across the floor, his steel capped boots in time with that terrible song. He peered into one of the side rooms, and what did he see? Mr Adam fucking Meagle. Serial gripped tighter on his knife, knowing that he couldn't interrupt, or it would blow (heh) his cover, so he went back into the corner and chewed on his party pies.
Later, when they were done, Adam and Meagle stumbled out of the room, and Adam announced he needed a light. Serial X obliged and came outside and give the lighter. As Adam was trying to light his cigarette, Serial X produced the knife from his pocket slowly. In his peripheral vision, Adam saw the shiny blade and made a run for it. He ran in bare feet to the end of the verandah and jumped onto the driveway, screaming for help. He jumped onto one of the trailbikes, Serial X running close behind. The music stopped inside, and everybody turned towards the window, looking towards the outlines and prrap prrap of the dirt bike engines.

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by m0o0op

Serial X shoved the party pies into his other pocket and strolls slowly across the floor, his steel capped boots in time with that terrible song. He peered into one of the side rooms, and what did he see? Mr Adam fucking Meagle. Serial gripped tighter on his knife, knowing that he couldn't interrupt, or it would blow (heh) his cover, so he went back into the corner and chewed on his party pies.
Later, when they were done, Adam and Meagle stumbled out of the room, and Adam announced he needed a light. Serial X obliged and came outside and give the lighter. As Adam was trying to light his cigarette, Serial X produced the knife from his pocket slowly. In his peripheral vision, Adam saw the shiny blade and made a run for it. He ran in bare feet to the end of the verandah and jumped onto the driveway, screaming for help. He jumped onto one of the trailbikes, Serial X running close behind. The music stopped inside, and everybody turned towards the window, looking towards the outlines and prrap prrap of the dirt bike engines.

Excellent, it's been added to my timeline.

[m0o0op]

Originally Posted by Meagle

This movie is totes gonna win many oscars

Come on Meags, write a scene or something.

You know, I'm beginning to feel like you're not pulling your weight.

You're only in it for the money.

*hurumph*

Kidding but you can write a scene if you want.

[Meagle]

Originally Posted by m0o0op

Come on Meags, write a scene or something.

You know, I'm beginning to feel like you're not pulling your weight.

You're only in it for the money.

*hurumph*

Kidding but you can write a scene if you want.

Nononono.
My job is purely to look pretty
That's always my job.
Just read my signature

[Rock 'n' Rye]

Scene 34

M0o0op had escaped, just. He was filled with much needed hope as he reached the outskirts, of the small unnamed town. The main street was bathed in the glow of a moldy fluorescent light which dwelt on the front of what seemed to be a general store.
Stopping to rest and recover his breath, a strange building caught his eye. It was painted a lurid green the sign named it 'The Toolbox' a pulsing purple light flashed out the open door. M0o0op felt drawn to the building.

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by Rock 'n' Rye

Scene 34

M0o0op had escaped, just. He was filled with much needed hope as he reached the outskirts, of the small unnamed town. The main street was bathed in the glow of a moldy fluorescent light which dwelt on the front of what seemed to be a general store.
Stopping to rest and recover his breath, a strange building caught his eye. It was painted a lurid green the sign named it 'The Toolbox' a pulsing purple light flashed out the open door. M0o0op felt drawn to the building.

Added to the above timeline.

This is taking an amazing shape.

[m0o0op]

Adam knows these dirt roads like the back of his hand, and he knows that if he can get far enough ahead, he can take a fork in the road and confuse him. *Queue mad stunt jump sequence* He speeds down the narrow path, barely avoiding the branches and trees in his way. On a straight, he looks around and can see a faint light through the trees. He's far enough away now. He slides down a short embankment sideways on his bike, cuts the engine and waits. The engine sound gets louder and louder. Adam shields himself as much as he can from being seen. And then...

[Big M]

The very confusing timeline with many gaps

Serial X's pig farm has a dark, grimey lair with organs in jars on one wall and bunny costumes and knives on another
In front of Serial X (in the lair) there is a painting of a boy who has been shot, is missing a head and has a bloody stump for a neck
KATG meetup in a cabin. Full P!SP! mode. It's fancy dress. Aine is a bunny. Meagle is Ms Marvel.
Meagle and Adam sex scene.
Serial X creeps in.
Serial X fingering Eva Mendes playing Aine or Aine.
Car chase somewhere before here
Shoot out
Serial X appears to have killed everyone but apparently not because most people will appear later
R'n'R appears to rip Adam's head off but he appears later too
Serial X escapes with Aine and Meagle. Adam also somehow escapes with Meagle.
Ninja Battle (in the cabin, the people dressed as ninjas were actual ninjas)
Aine calls Serial X
Another car chase
Sex in the car (during the chase?) while Adam is driving
Adam goes to tell his dad who lives in an English cottage that he wants to marry Meagle.
His father rapes him
Adam wants to marry Meagle more and tears his father's head off
Meagle and Adam run off together
Back at the cabin there are no bodies coz Serial X stole them and fed them to his pigs on his pig farm
Back to the cabin
Adam opens the door to find Serial X in a medieval hunter's outfit.
Nutbush plays
Serial X walks past Adam and spills his Jager and Dr Pepper
Serial X takes party pies and mini quiches and shoves them into his pocket
Meagle and Adam sex scene...again
Serial X eats party pies and quiches in the corner
Adam needs a cigarette so asks for a lighter
Serial X has one so he and Adam go outside
Adam tries to light cigarette but Serial X starts pulling the knife from his pocket
Adam runs, screams for help and jumps on a dirt bike
Dirt bike chase
Dirt bike stunts
There is a light through the trees
Loud engine
Adam tries to hide

stuff

Adam escapes and rides to a small town
There is a green shop called "The Toolbox" and purple light flashes out the door.

stuff

Serial X stabs Adam
Blackout
Adam wakes up. He doesn't know where he is. It is dark and smells of fish.
He is tied up.
Flashback to Adam entering gay bar

stuff

In an abandoned linen store filled with fog
More than one person is trying to get out but Serial X is near and crazy so they can't make any noise.
Phone rings

stuff

Sex scene
Adam is killed
Serial X threesome.
We discover the reason behind Serial X's killing spree was the Nutbush and he was just trying to kill the person who brought the cd, no one else
Rock n Rye plays the accordion during the credits.

[Rock 'n' Rye]

save your shit everyone. incase the thread gets deleted.