Latest Episode
 

Go Back   Keith and The Girl Forums Keith and The Girl Forums Talk Shite

Talk Shite General discussion

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-12-2010, 04:16 AM   #44411 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Akai's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Jersey
Posts: 5,048
I'm feeling bored and in need to write about my sort of odd night, it's going to be long and wordy so I suggest you ignore it. Anyways it all started off with my heading to a friend's house for, or so I was promised, a night of dorky merriment filled with video games and pretzels. It began with a round of hits off a blunt and a few beers to each person in the room, myself excluded not being one to smoke or drink Miller Light, warm no less. Usually I'm more than fine with friends partaking in this, but seeing as they get sleepy after smoking, the night was already on the decline. I poured myself a whiskey and talked Jazz with a friend long away in Alaska fishing. An hour or two later after making sure of my sobriety (and two more bowls on everyone else's part) I decided to leave, the droll and sleepy atmosphere not conducive to my expectations. I drove my friend, who was previously in Alaska, home. As it happens to be he lives by my favorite diner, and so with Murakami and What Do We Do Now? in hand I headed over for some coffee. My waitress, Colleen, is somewhat keen on me getting together with another regular that frequents the diner, despite my protestations and insisting to having a girlfriend already with whom I am happy with, but her being an older sweet lady I don't push the subject and thank her warmly for the coffee. An hour passes and I plow through three short stories in my Murakami book, pausing occasionally to listen to the buildup in Riceboy Sleeps' Indian Summer, or to study the local newspaper distribution trucks rolling along past the large window spanning the side of the diner. Colleen has a limp, and I offer to help her with some of the dishes she's carrying for the two loudish girls that've just walked in since I'm done with my book and their yelling kind of has me unsettled, so getting them their food faster is key to me going back to being quiet. She laughs her grandmotherly laugh and hands me two plates of BLT sandwiches with fries and a pickle. I drop the plates off with a forced smile, refill my coffee and pick up What Do We Do Now? Halfway through the first kink section, a couple , I think, walk in, the fellow looking brutish in the least flattering way and the girl, er, woman looking haggard and worn out. The boy sits opposite me in their adjacent booth and takes to rubbing her hands while staring at me with the look of someone who's just been offered rotting garbage. I stare uninterested back, pour myself a sixth cup of joe, and read on about Keith and Chemda's sage advice on saving sex after marriage. A few more pages come to pass and i feel like it's time to head home, ipod nearly exhausted, and eyes refusing to process words any longer. As I get up for my check, the door opens and a face from my past happens in, Max. With him is his little sister and two friends fresh off the plane from Central America after a 3 month stay, I happen to know the guy from high school, the girl is a new acquaintance. I have no great love for Max who tends to be trying at times, but he sits down at the table I'm at and signals his friends and sister over to sit and chat. I sigh and decide why not starting on my eighth coffee now while trading pleasantries with the four of them. I keep to myself, which suits Max fine as he's well versed in striking up conversation with himself and disinterested audiences. His jokes are funny and I mumble my laughter along with the rest of the table, the couple looking culture shocked and weary worn, I notice how strikingly attractive they both are and think to myself how much they must hate having to be back here. Max's sister talks in length about her decision to go to Culinary school, and her new love for Vonnegut, the table bobs their heads in agreement like Cormorants hungry for eels as she sings Kurt's praises. After voraciously tearing into his pancakes, Max announces his exhaustion and takes his leave shoving his bill, paid thankfully, into my hands, handshakes and promises to hang out are aplenty as the sleepy couple follow his sister, who is still spouting off about Galapagos. I sigh after my tenth cup, and leave my three dollars on the table, thanking Colleen again for the evening. I drive back, window down, blaring Strauss' waltzes attracting reproachful glances from reluctant red light neighbors. I fumble with the deadbolt in the darkness of my garage and scramble to silence the alarm. My dog picks her head up at my arrival so i go over and sing her to sleep with her head on my hand. I repeat the last verse of Lua a few times over till i hear her snore before creeping upstairs to shower away the muddy ooze of too much coffee and exhaustion. I now readily await sleep with the end of this too long poorly written recount of my night. Love you thread, hugs and kisses to you all in that wonderfully platonic way.

Night.
__________________
Facebook
"Mid handjob update - shit is wack as hell. Be prepared for text hilarity
Post handjob update: came on her sheets and laughed until she asked me to leave"
- Charlie
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-12-2010, 08:42 AM   #44412 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Rock 'n' Rye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 5,714
Quote:
Originally Posted by Akai View Post
I'm feeling bored and in need to write about my sort of odd night, it's going to be long and wordy so I suggest you ignore it. Anyways it all started off with my heading to a friend's house for, or so I was promised, a night of dorky merriment filled with video games and pretzels. It began with a round of hits off a blunt and a few beers to each person in the room, myself excluded not being one to smoke or drink Miller Light, warm no less. Usually I'm more than fine with friends partaking in this, but seeing as they get sleepy after smoking, the night was already on the decline. I poured myself a whiskey and talked Jazz with a friend long away in Alaska fishing. An hour or two later after making sure of my sobriety (and two more bowls on everyone else's part) I decided to leave, the droll and sleepy atmosphere not conducive to my expectations. I drove my friend, who was previously in Alaska, home. As it happens to be he lives by my favorite diner, and so with Murakami and What Do We Do Now? in hand I headed over for some coffee. My waitress, Colleen, is somewhat keen on me getting together with another regular that frequents the diner, despite my protestations and insisting to having a girlfriend already with whom I am happy with, but her being an older sweet lady I don't push the subject and thank her warmly for the coffee. An hour passes and I plow through three short stories in my Murakami book, pausing occasionally to listen to the buildup in Riceboy Sleeps' Indian Summer, or to study the local newspaper distribution trucks rolling along past the large window spanning the side of the diner. Colleen has a limp, and I offer to help her with some of the dishes she's carrying for the two loudish girls that've just walked in since I'm done with my book and their yelling kind of has me unsettled, so getting them their food faster is key to me going back to being quiet. She laughs her grandmotherly laugh and hands me two plates of BLT sandwiches with fries and a pickle. I drop the plates off with a forced smile, refill my coffee and pick up What Do We Do Now? Halfway through the first kink section, a couple , I think, walk in, the fellow looking brutish in the least flattering way and the girl, er, woman looking haggard and worn out. The boy sits opposite me in their adjacent booth and takes to rubbing her hands while staring at me with the look of someone who's just been offered rotting garbage. I stare uninterested back, pour myself a sixth cup of joe, and read on about Keith and Chemda's sage advice on saving sex after marriage. A few more pages come to pass and i feel like it's time to head home, ipod nearly exhausted, and eyes refusing to process words any longer. As I get up for my check, the door opens and a face from my past happens in, Max. With him is his little sister and two friends fresh off the plane from Central America after a 3 month stay, I happen to know the guy from high school, the girl is a new acquaintance. I have no great love for Max who tends to be trying at times, but he sits down at the table I'm at and signals his friends and sister over to sit and chat. I sigh and decide why not starting on my eighth coffee now while trading pleasantries with the four of them. I keep to myself, which suits Max fine as he's well versed in striking up conversation with himself and disinterested audiences. His jokes are funny and I mumble my laughter along with the rest of the table, the couple looking culture shocked and weary worn, I notice how strikingly attractive they both are and think to myself how much they must hate having to be back here. Max's sister talks in length about her decision to go to Culinary school, and her new love for Vonnegut, the table bobs their heads in agreement like Cormorants hungry for eels as she sings Kurt's praises. After voraciously tearing into his pancakes, Max announces his exhaustion and takes his leave shoving his bill, paid thankfully, into my hands, handshakes and promises to hang out are aplenty as the sleepy couple follow his sister, who is still spouting off about Galapagos. I sigh after my tenth cup, and leave my three dollars on the table, thanking Colleen again for the evening. I drive back, window down, blaring Strauss' waltzes attracting reproachful glances from reluctant red light neighbors. I fumble with the deadbolt in the darkness of my garage and scramble to silence the alarm. My dog picks her head up at my arrival so i go over and sing her to sleep with her head on my hand. I repeat the last verse of Lua a few times over till i hear her snore before creeping upstairs to shower away the muddy ooze of too much coffee and exhaustion. I now readily await sleep with the end of this too long poorly written recount of my night. Love you thread, hugs and kisses to you all in that wonderfully platonic way.

Night.
If your internal monologue and the way you experience life is like that then I am living wrong.

Last edited by Rock 'n' Rye; 03-14-2010 at 04:48 PM.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-14-2010, 03:46 AM   #44413 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
BowlCutChris's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Alaska
Posts: 227
Quote:
Originally Posted by breethevampire View Post
Ello thread it's about 4 a.m. and I can't fall asleep boo
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee i spent three days in a row being powered by five hour energy and redbull.... im shaking. i think i should get some sleep now haha.. how was your spring break? my alternator broke but it was only $100 to fix... really stupid cheap... and yeah. had a fun birthday
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-14-2010, 06:05 PM   #44414 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Akai's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Jersey
Posts: 5,048
I'm hungry thread, come eat with me.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-14-2010, 07:40 PM   #44415 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
VBean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: DC!
Posts: 1,047
Hey thread! It's been forever, and fruit roll ups are like crack.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2010, 06:18 PM   #44416 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
lissabunnie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: box.
Posts: 3,024
That fucking rainstorm was awful.
Lost power for 24 hours almost lost my shit I was so bored.

How's everyone doing?
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2010, 03:01 AM   #44417 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Akai's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Jersey
Posts: 5,048
Just snapped a ukulele string. I'm feeling monumentally depressed now womp womp.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2010, 12:14 PM   #44418 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Little_Miss_Khaos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: SoCal <3
Posts: 2,640
I'm on spring break and my mom has decided to go all home renovation on me. There are hammers here every day. I'm gonna smack a bitch if this keeps up much longer.

Other than that, I'm lovely :]

How's everyone?
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2010, 07:49 PM   #44419 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Malcolm Is Moore's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Chicagoland suburbs
Posts: 2,433
I'm leaving tomorrow for an orchestra tour in Nashville and Atlanta. Woohoo...Good news is I'll get to spend at least 5 hours a day with my gf. For 5 days.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2010, 12:01 AM   #44420 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
VBean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: DC!
Posts: 1,047
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malcolm Is Moore View Post
I'm leaving tomorrow for an orchestra tour in Nashville and Atlanta. Woohoo...Good news is I'll get to spend at least 5 hours a day with my gf. For 5 days.


I started a new internship! I like it! They're really nice!
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (0 members and 5 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:32 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Keith and The Girl