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Old 07-12-2010, 09:22 PM   #44581 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:32 PM   #44582 (permalink)
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I dropped my banana on the floor.





Bananas are for squares. Throw it away or feed it to a deer. You have to hold it for the deer though. And pet it while it eats.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:37 PM   #44583 (permalink)
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Bananas are for squares. Throw it away or feed it to a deer. You have to hold it for the deer though. And pet it while it eats.
Bananas are Delicious. The D needs to be capitalized to further punctuate the deliciousness of said fruit. Deer on the other hand are evil creatures that raze vegetable gardens the day before one goes to harvest them. Grrrr.

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Old 07-12-2010, 09:41 PM   #44584 (permalink)
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Deer meat? That's unsettling. If I eat you, does that mean that I've consumed dear meet?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:44 PM   #44585 (permalink)
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Deer meat? That's unsettling. If I eat you, does that mean that I've consumed dear meet?
No, it means you've consumed deer meat yukyukyukyuk.

But yes, I am indeed an omnivore, cruel world innit?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:46 PM   #44586 (permalink)
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No, it means you've consumed deer meat yukyukyukyuk.

But yes, I am indeed an omnivore, cruel world innit?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU ARE A DEER? BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE A PICTURE SHOWING HOW YOU TYPE WITH HOOFS

You lying motherfuck. Go awkwardly stare at cars from the woods and eat the mint that grows in my garden. DO IT.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:47 PM   #44587 (permalink)
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Fact: Banana used to be a nickname for me that my bffs moms boyfriend called me

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Old 07-12-2010, 09:49 PM   #44588 (permalink)
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Fact: Bananna used to be a nickname for me that my bffs moms boyfriend called me
Mine called me big poppa
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:51 PM   #44589 (permalink)
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU ARE A DEER? BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE A PICTURE SHOWING HOW YOU TYPE WITH HOOFS

You lying motherfuck. Go awkwardly stare at cars from the woods and eat the mint that grows in my garden. DO IT.
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Seriously though, dear deer,
I'm sorry I live in a house that is on land you probably once inhabited, but for serious, you step on another pepper plant to eat my corn and i will sic my dog on you, nevermind that she's 14, she will gum you to death :|
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Heh, is that racist? Or is there an anecdote explaining his calling you that?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:55 PM   #44590 (permalink)
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Seriously though, dear deer,
I'm sorry I live in a house that is on land you probably once inhabited, but for serious, you step on another pepper plant to eat my corn and i will sic my dog on you, nevermind that she's 14, she will gum you to death :|
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Heh, is that racist? Or is there an anecdote explaining his calling you that?
Not really he just called me that to make me mad lol
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