Tell me how you really feel

marina · 11-23-2010, 10:15 AM

I would look at a post your vagina thread. There would probably be no vaginas in it. But I'd still look.

Don't lie, at least some of you straight guys looked at the old penis thread and you'll probably look at the new one too. It's science.

DWarrior · 11-23-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by marina

I would look at a post your vagina thread. There would probably be no vaginas in it. But I'd still look.

Don't lie, at least some of you straight guys looked at the old penis thread and you'll probably look at the new one too. It's science.

I'm pretty sure there was a thread like that a year or so ago. Nobody rose to the challenge.

Grapist · 11-23-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

The non-gay males probably disagree. At least I do.

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Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

What he said

Homophobes!! You know you are just askeered because as soon as you see peen, you will want the peen and thus become gay. Ha Ha!

not that there is anything wrong with that.

Lanfear · 11-23-2010, 01:43 PM

I am going to get sooooo much shit for this but its too funny so I need to share anyway since I found in my twitter feed today:

Once we have the penis and vagina threads we can help giving the nice posters their astrogenital horoscope:

how to "read" penis
its in German but google-translate will give you the key points

e.g. did you know that "The course and severity of the raphe, known popularly as testicular suture says a lot about the career of the man. Men with a very distinct raphe usually strive for great material success, while a barely visible raphe may indicate a strong spiritual orientation."

how to "read" vagina
Or for us girls that "The shape and coloration, especially of the vaginal vestibule (vestibulum vaginae) says much the person and her life. Generally it can be said that a lighter color is always associated with a greater force of will and assertiveness."

Chronicle615 · 11-23-2010, 02:18 PM

I feel like I am not living up to my full potential. What I am doing is no where I actually want to be.

marina · 11-23-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronicle615

I feel like I am not living up to my full potential. What I am doing is no where I actually want to be.

Yeah. Who knew I could have been a career penis reader. All my dreams...

indianprincess · 11-23-2010, 03:19 PM

Of course it's in German. God. Like it isn't enough that I clean and trim the beev, it has to be READ too?

So many expectations. It's like, just eat it, ya know?

Rhian · 11-23-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ssgtballard

Because you would have to look through the penis thread ????
It would most likely be the gay males and women posting in it

Obviously you weren't around for the first time. Lots of lovely peen.

NoArmsJames · 11-23-2010, 05:04 PM

I'll put my peen online for $1000; but that's the only way

blackpussy · 11-23-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I'll put my peen online for $1000; but that's the only way

Oh come on, pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee? Pretty please with a vagina on top?

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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	I would look at a post your vagina thread. There would probably be no vaginas in it. But I'd still look. Don't lie, at least some of you straight guys looked at the old penis thread and you'll probably look at the new one too. It's science.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	I am going to get sooooo much shit for this but its too funny so I need to share anyway since I found in my twitter feed today: Once we have the penis and vagina threads we can help giving the nice posters their astrogenital horoscope: how to "read" penis its in German but google-translate will give you the key points e.g. did you know that "The course and severity of the raphe, known popularly as testicular suture says a lot about the career of the man. Men with a very distinct raphe usually strive for great material success, while a barely visible raphe may indicate a strong spiritual orientation." how to "read" vagina Or for us girls that "The shape and coloration, especially of the vaginal vestibule (vestibulum vaginae) says much the person and her life. Generally it can be said that a lighter color is always associated with a greater force of will and assertiveness."
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Chronicle615 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 145	I feel like I am not living up to my full potential. What I am doing is no where I actually want to be.
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indianprincess Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 130	Of course it's in German. God. Like it isn't enough that I clean and trim the beev, it has to be READ too? So many expectations. It's like, just eat it, ya know?
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