Things to Teach Keith and Chemda's Kids

ryanknapper · 07-11-2006, 04:32 PM

Thinking back on my experiences, there's something I would love to see that kid trained to do at school.

Teacher: Are you trying to be some kind of commedian?
Damian (crying): Only half commedian on my father's side.

Teacher: Quit screwing around. What are you, some kind of clown?
Damian (bawling): My whole family are clowns!

gumby013 · 07-11-2006, 05:10 PM

Teacher: Damian, where is your homework.

Damian: My lamp ate it.

Keith's Dad · 07-11-2006, 05:22 PM

Dear Damien's Teacher,

Damien wasn't able to do his homework last night, because his brother died. Yes this is his second brother to die this year, and we are deeply troubled.

Keith Malley!

P.S. What are you doing on Wednesday?

Annie · 07-11-2006, 05:43 PM

Voicemail from teacher: "Hello there Mr. and Mrs. Malley. I was wondering if you could come in for a discussion tomorrow. It seems that Damien has a case of being the class clown."

Next day Keet & Chemda show up in full garb.

Awkward silence ensues.

Wildgift · 07-11-2006, 06:11 PM

Dear Parents:

today, young keithda defecated all over a couch in the principal's office. When we asked how such a disgusting thing could be justified, we were told that Mr. Malley was an old hand at such things, and that the Mohegan Sun could provide a reference.

Please consider this a request for permission to contact the Mohegan Sun to verify this incident.

thanks

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ryanknapper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland, Oregon, USA Posts: 822	Things to Teach Keith and Chemda's Kids Thinking back on my experiences, there's something I would love to see that kid trained to do at school. Teacher: Are you trying to be some kind of commedian? Damian (crying): Only half commedian on my father's side. Teacher: Quit screwing around. What are you, some kind of clown? Damian (bawling): My whole family are clowns!
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Teacher: Damian, where is your homework. Damian: My lamp ate it.
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Keith's Dad Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somerset, PA Posts: 54	Dear Damien's Teacher, Damien wasn't able to do his homework last night, because his brother died. Yes this is his second brother to die this year, and we are deeply troubled. Keith Malley! P.S. What are you doing on Wednesday?
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Annie Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arctic Tundra Posts: 506	Voicemail from teacher: "Hello there Mr. and Mrs. Malley. I was wondering if you could come in for a discussion tomorrow. It seems that Damien has a case of being the class clown." Next day Keet & Chemda show up in full garb. Awkward silence ensues.
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07-11-2006, 06:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wildgift Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: los angeles Posts: 112	Dear Parents: today, young keithda defecated all over a couch in the principal's office. When we asked how such a disgusting thing could be justified, we were told that Mr. Malley was an old hand at such things, and that the Mohegan Sun could provide a reference. Please consider this a request for permission to contact the Mohegan Sun to verify this incident. thanks
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