Tribute to Randy Newman

the big lebowski · 06-19-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by william

I never got the point of making a song like 'Short People'

Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

It's a low-point in his career.

that offends all 5'7" of me.

benjita · 06-19-2006, 02:27 PM

Glad, I'm 6'1".

Rhian · 06-19-2006, 02:38 PM

That was my first dance recital song when I was 4. How cruel.
I'm only 5'5, but the tallest female in my family.

Josh · 06-19-2006, 02:41 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if Randy Newman was really into Midget hookers, but one of the midget hookers gave him herpes so now he's mad, and that's why he wrote that song?

maybe only I find Randy Newman with midget hookers funny.

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Josh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Halifax NS Posts: 344	Wouldn't it be funny if Randy Newman was really into Midget hookers, but one of the midget hookers gave him herpes so now he's mad, and that's why he wrote that song? maybe only I find Randy Newman with midget hookers funny.
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