What do you use to wipe your ass with?

[andsoitgoes]

Personally, I've tried the shells, but without success. I had to clean the walls after, and decided - never again.

Now I use a combo of flushable wipes and TP, how about you?

[tga]

You've got to be kidding....

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

Personally, I've tried the shells, but without success. I had to clean the walls after, and decided - never again.

Now I use a combo of flushable wipes and TP, how about you?

Originally Posted by tga

You've got to be kidding....

Satire is not dead.

I print out threads like this and wipe my arse with them. The funniest thing is, there was already a very similar poll to this. But I think that was scrunchng or folding.

[tga]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

The funniest thing is, there was already a very similar poll to this. But I think that was scrunchng or folding.

That was an Adam Curry thing if I remember correctly that he had going on the DSC for ages, years ago.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Satire is not dead.

I print out threads like this and wipe my arse with them. The funniest thing is, there was already a very similar poll to this. But I think that was scrunchng or folding.

hot damn, you must have an anus made of steel.

As for the other thread, I searched but somehow didn't think of doing "Scrunching" or "Folding" or "Wet wipes". My bad. Still, the question stands!

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/Forum...hlight=folding

[sprstu]

what do I use? Grammatically incorrect thread titles.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by sprstu

what do I use? Grammatically incorrect thread titles.

sigh. Thanks Grammar nazi. "With what do you wipe your ass with", would that be better? Why don't you school me, cuz omg I sux0r with my gremmer.

[jwdd27]

Originally Posted by tga

That was an Adam Curry thing if I remember correctly that he had going on the DSC for ages, years ago.

Shit yeah - Comic Strip Blogger did some piss poor cartoons about it.

Originally Posted by sprstu

what do I use? Grammatically incorrect thread titles.

That's a duplicate avatar you've got there, someone else has already used it.

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

sigh. Thanks Grammar nazi. "With what do you wipe your ass with", would that be better? Why don't you school me, cuz omg I sux0r with my gremmer.

The original question was OK. It's acceptable to finish with a preposition nowadays, has been for 90 years, but it's a rule people bring up to try and make themselves look intelligent. The with is slightly superfluous, but not offensive.

[excultguy]

After my stint as a hare krishna where we could only use water and our left hand i have never ran out of toilet paper.

[BrianAlt]

A rabbit.


A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit, "hey, rabbit. Does shit stick to your fur?"
"No, why?" says the rabbit.
The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

Old joke.